Tag Archives: Dildo

Update

October 20, 2009 Alvcard 4 Comments

Life has been busy down at the BunnyBoi Ranch. Almost everything I need to start back up the lube line is in stock, just waiting on the bottle caps. Once they come in I’ll be able to crank out 3 gallons of lube. Expect to see Bunnyboi, OtterBoi, and Dragonboi Drool Lubes on sale starting next week.

In other updates…I got Thor

No, This toy will never see any actual use, but it will sure be the butt end of many of my jokes : P I have 3 ideas about where to store it.

Inside a “In case of emergency brake glass” box
Shotgun/sword Rack
Standing on a table with a lap shade over the head

If you have any more ideas on good storage for this big guy, let me know.

Toy Reviews

Wuffamute Best K9 Ever!

October 2, 2009 Alvcard 5 Comments

The Wuffamute is by The Best K9 toy I’ve ever used. I was never a big fan of the k9 style toy; blunt head, nice shaft, unreasonable knot. But the Wuffamute toy stands head and shoulders above the rest (and I dont just mean because its huge XD.)

Description from the Website.

Living proof that a pedigree is overrated, this mutt certainly knows a few ways to bury his bone and takes the term ‘Doggystyle’ to an entirely new level! With its tapered glans and head, rippled knot and the specially designed ridges that help pull it all in deeper, this toy is sure to challenge but make those adventurous enough to fit it all howl in delight! Take it slow, or ride it hard, he’ll be there every time to push you to new heights of pleasure!

Pup Dimensions: Total length: 10 inches Usable length: 9 inches Head insertable: 5.5 inches circumference, 1.75 inches diameter Next bulge: 6 inches circumference, 1.90 inches diameter Knot width: 2.5 inches diameter at the widest point Knot length: 3 inches Price: $50	Adolescent Dimensions: Total length: 12.5 inches Usable length: 11 inches Head insertable: 7.0 inches circumference, 2.3 inches diameter Next bulge: 7.5 inches circumference, 2.5 inches diameter Knot: 9 inches circumference, 3.0 inches at the widest part Price: $100
Wuffamute Dimensions: Total length: 15.5 inches Usable length: 14 inches Head insertable: 8.5 inches circumference, 2.7 inches diameter Next bulge: 9.5 inches circumference, 3.0 inches diameter Knot width: 3.85 inches diameter Knot length: 4 inches Price $150

Info on the company:
I’m really digging the guys over at Exotic Erotics, They make really good quality toys, and there price are reasonable for the size and process that goes into there toys. This company makes Live Casts of horses and Mold there toys from that, it’s all the fun of bestiality with out the stigma. I don’t know if they offer this, but every equine live cast toy should come with a picture of the horse who models for it. I’d frame that picture and tell everybody that even though I’d never have sex with that horse; I could totally take him. And as an added bonus, all toys come in there own decorative bag : P

The Wuffamute comes in 3 sizes, Pup, Adolescent, and Full. I own both the Pup, and the Full; I hope to get the Adolescent some time soon, but we shall see. As I said at the top, The Wuffamute is the Best K9 Toy I’ve ever used. Each of the 3 sizes has roughly the same shape, just the over all size got changed. So think of it as beginner, intermediate, and omg you can shove a car up your butt.

Most toys can be broken down into 3 sections, Head, shaft, and base/knot.

The head of the Wuffamute toy is a little big for the toy, losses some points with me there. I like a toy that’s easy to start with lube up shove in. With wuffamute it takes me a little work to first get it in.
The shaft is great, just enough shape so you really feel it, and enough of a difference between the head and knot that you can tell where you are on the to easily, in my opinion, its a perfect shaft.
The Base/knot, and with this toy; boy is that ever a knot. The Wuffamute has a two tier knot system, its much more noticeable on the full size toy, but doesn’t present a problem.

Added bonus:
Like many people, I enjoy watching porn while playing with toys, And much like the toys based on porn starts manhood. The Wuffamute toys have plenty of furry porn to go along with his toy. More uniquly hung furs need to do this, NachT, Gorath, I’m looking at you guys.

In short, If you like the K9 style shape in your dildos, want to try knotting, or just really like all of his commissions, This toy is the perfect addition to your collection.

Toy Reviews

Bad Dragon – CrowBar?

September 22, 2009 Alvcard Leave a comment

That’s right, the mainstay of the Half-Life arsenal, the crowbar.

Now this review is kinda pointless, The Bad-Dragon Crowbar was only available for one day during April 1st 2009. This toy was an April day fools gag that they actually went though with.

Now since this toy was made as a joke, they didn’t really put much though into usability, that being said, its still a fun toy to use. Doesn’t make it into my normal rotation, but some times I like to trow it in there just to spice things up. Long and slender it snakes its way very deep into you. Make sure you keep a good grip on it, since the toy can be used from either end and has no base, you could potentially loose it, and that’s never a good thing.

I also wouldn’t advise taking this toy too deeply anyway, because it is so floppy, you’ll be able to wiggle its full length into you with ease, but when you go to remove it, you’ll find a big mess.

So yeah, even though the toy is no longer available for purchase, if you or some one you know was lucky enough to get your paws on one, sit back, and have some fun with it.

Toy Reviews

Zeta Paws: Buck Rabbit

August 31, 2009 Alvcard Leave a comment

The Zeta Paws Rabbit toy is by far my favorite toy for beginners, and always the first I recommend for someones first toy purchase.

Toy Description from there Website:

Here is one that has been requested for quite awile now. This little guy will put a hop in your step and a grin on your face. It comes with a set of balls as the base, and as in real life, the penis emerges from between them instead of on top. He’s a perfect beginners toy and would go good with any toy collection. Would make a good match with the carrot toy.The measurements are 1″ across the tip, 8″ shaft, 1 1/2″ across near the base, 9 1/2″ from tip to base, 12″ total length.
Details
SKU	SKU161671
Weight	1.00 lbs

Price:	$40.00 (€34.80)

Colors

Black
Red
Pink
Flesh
Natural(+$5)

Firmness

Soft
Medium (Recommended)
Firm

Pros

BEST Beginner toy evea!
Great shape
Ease of uses
Price

Cons

A little small for advance users
suction cup base sucks

This toy will hop (and hump) its way into your heart…and butt. I’ve never seen a toy easier out of the box to lube up and shove in. It still has a nice shaft thickness going all the way down to its heart shaped base, and its flexible enough to take the entire thing with ease. The balls add stability to the toy for riding and make it imposable to get lost in there (Well nearly, never done it my self but I’ve heard horror stories about people getting just about any toy lost in them, know where its base is when playing.)

This toy is big enough to use in any position from any angle with just about anyone. Girls love it, boys love it, straight guys really love how easy it is. By far the best toy for beginners.

Shape: 7
Most would say its a little of a dull shape, but for beginners, it has enough for them to feel it, with out being an intimating knot.
Value: 10
$40 for the first toy I grab every time.
Overall: 8
If they bring it over to silicone, This score will go up.

Toy Types

Toy Type: Butt Plug

August 25, 2009 Alvcard 3 Comments

The Butt plug, a main stable in any toy users tool box, and they aren’t just for gay men.

When I first started, Butt plugs weren’t something that interested me; I’m not into stretching for stretching sake, I have no desire to walk around in public using one. But I have developed a liking for these simple toys.

Butt Plugs work really well. Butt plugs; as the name describes, are meant to be inserted into the butt, and plug them self in. An orgasm while useing a butt plug will be more longer, more intense and satisfying.

The way it Works

Butt plugs work very simply, you insert it into your butt… Ok there is more. Once you get past the largest part of the butt plug, your sphincter closes around the “waist” of the toy and it preventing the plug from slipping out unintentionally. You leave it in while you reach orgasm, wither you know it or not, every muscle in your body contracts during a orgasm, and while your sphincter is clenching around the butt plug, it will rub ageist your prostate. Increasing the duration and magnitude of your orgasm. Simply put, butt plugs increase your orgasmic pleasure.

K9 shaped “Knotting” toys often work the same way (tho usually to a lesser degree.) I find knotting toys great, but don’t hold in as well as Butt plugs. If your a fur and enjoy the kinky ness of knotting, get both, butt plugs are much cheaper and you might find you like them more then knots.

These work because milking a prostate increases a male orgasm, its our Gspot.

Butt plugs are also used just for stretching, getting a large enough toy in there so you can relax and just get used to being opened up that much, and if your the kind of person who wants to see how big they can go, butt plugs will be your friend in that journey.

How to start

Lots of companies have butt plugs in 3 packs, in graduating sizes, these are great. If your new to Butt plugs or toys in general, start slow! Always start slow, you don’t have to be in a rush to get to the fisting. Use plenty of lube, and put a condom on the toy if your worried about…what comes naturally from anal sex.

Prostate Stimulator

There are direct marketed prostate stimulator. While these are better at stimulating the prostate, they aren’t as big as butt plugs, and are often much more expensive. If you just want your prostate stimulated and not the stretching or knotting aspect of a dildo, these are great toys.

Where to Buy

Till I can sell my soul and partner up with toy websites to bouts about I have no one site to recommend. If you shop around you should be able to find a 3 pack of different size toys for under $20, great deal! And don’t go doing the typical furry thing and get the one with a tail on it, it might seam like a fun idea, but trust me, they just make a mess.

Final Point

If you like toys, You’ll like Butt plugs. Take them, enjoy them, have fun, be safe.

Toy Reviews

Zeta Pawz: Kit Fox

August 17, 2009 Alvcard 3 Comments

I started with my Favorite toy, its only fair I do my least favorite toy. The Gel Kit fox leaves much to be desired.

Toy Description from there Website:

Here we have a toy modeled after a Fox. The toy itself is pretty decent sized and is quite fun to use. It is the closest to a natural Fox penis we can get.The dimensions are 1″ across, 3 1/4″ from top of knot to tip, 6″ overall length, the knot is 1 3/4″ across and is 1 1/2″ tall itself.
Details
SKU	SKU161521
Weight	1.00 lbs

Price:	$25.00 (€21.75)

Colors

Black
Red
Pink
Flesh

Firmness

Soft
Medium (Recommended)
Firm

Pros

Vibrating Egg available for +$20.00
Good Starting knot (if only it really knotted)
Cheap
looks kinda like a small bong?

Cons

Very Blunt head
Small Shaft
Too thick for its length
unremarkable knot

Kit Fox was the firs toy I purchased, and it nearly discouraged me from toys all together. at only $25 I though it would be a good way to start, didnt seam too thick at the time, and I liked knots. But the Kit Fox proved to be one of the hardest toys to just pick up and use that I’ve ever had.

The biggest problem with the Kit Fox is the head, its way to blunt, I have to spend half an hour just getting my self ready in order to use it. I had it for over a year before I was able to take the knot, and by then, it wasn’t worth it.

You’ll hear me talk about it a lot, but I’m not a size queen, I really don’t care how big a toy is. For me its all about the ride of a toy; if i can lay back and just enough the feel of a toy, its size doesn’t matter. And that is where the fox fails for me, your either on the knot, or off the toy.

Might look Point, But he isn't. — Might look Pointy, But he isn't.

If your a collector like me, and you have to own them all, then be my guest, but if you can only afford so many toys. Wait, save your money, and get the Akita, or Silicone Euro Ruffs Stuff.

Toy Reviews

Zeta Pawz: Skip Otter

August 11, 2009 Alvcard 4 Comments

This is by far my favorite toy to date. I love it so much, I own two of them!

Toy Description from there Website:

Here is one of the newest creations. The otter seems to glide its way into the tightest of places and open you up gradually, as he continues to wind and wiggle ever deeper to your desires. The toy was crafted from sketches, pictures, and video reference material. Our special thanks to all who contributed to the research on this toy.The dimensions are 1 1/2″ across the head, 10 1/2″ overall length, the shaft tapers gently to the mid point, and then spreads open at the base and the toy is 12″ tall itself.
Details
SKU	SKU161451
Weight	1.75 lbs

Price:	$50.00 (€43.50)

Colors

Black
Red
Pink
Flesh

Firmness

Soft
Medium (Recommended)
Firm

Pros

Great Size and shape
Ease of use
Price

Cons

The very head of the dildo creates a little cup behind the point if your not perfectly clean, this will show it.
Gel toy (Doesn’t bother me, but I would like silicone better)

This toy lives up to its description in every way shape and form. If your tight, this would be a great toy to start with. When I play with toys, my favorite thing to do is get them in fast, and ride there full length, and the otter is perfect for this. The lip behind the head can be a little of challenge for the first time beginner, but if you want to use toys this is not going be a hurdle for you at all. As you can tell from the pictures, I own both a Flesh colored one, and a Black one. The Black one they made custom from me (order as many toys as I do and they might make one for you too!) with a 0 gauge PA ring the placement isnt technically right, but it still feels great!

This toy is really made for a long ride. The foot long shaft slides back and forth easily with out any knot or obstruction, yet has enough shape to it so you know where you are on the toy as you go. Its suction cup base makes riding it really easy (especially in the shower with some otterboi lube ^.~)

This is a Gel toy tho, so you have to accept all the problems that come with gel toys. Gel toys leach there color and chemicals; if you leave a gel toy on a piece of paper for an hour you’ll see it happen. It will also absorb ink and other chemicals into it. These toys should be washed Before and After every use. And stored in individually plastic bags with baby powder or other absorbent powder. I’ll get around to making a post just about all the types of toy materials and there pro’s and cons.

Even with the restrictions of Gel toys, this toy still is my favorite, but if they made a silicone version, I’d buy it as well.