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Bad Dragon – Moko

Moko the Liger gives new meaning to the word THICK. This simple toy Looks so unassuming; No knots, no weird geometry or curves. Just some small nubs, and a Thick shaft but man does this toy lead you to ecstasy and in a hurry.

When this toy first came out, I immediately put in an order for a medium sized, firmness (5). In the “Surprise Me” color option ( I always get this opinion unless I’m trying to match a character. ^.^ )

Shortly after this toy arrived, I knew I’d need to get an XL option, and lucky they had one in there “flops” section. Just a quick note on flops before I get to the full review, what they classify as flops, Most companies wouldn’t even notice, There is literately nothing wrong with this XL toy in any way. Just a few black drips in the color of the balls, witch I think look good. If your short on funds, Not anally picky (hehe) Keep an eye on the flops, Great deals, but they go fast!

For how thick this toy is, I found it surprisingly easy to start. The head is perfectly tapered, flowing into the shaft with out much of a bump. He has really nice details around the head, with the feline inspired barbs; but in a much softer more enjoyable texture. The spot for a cum tube is perfectly place and even with out that option it still looks like it belongs there.

The shaft has a very gentile graduation from the head to its full thickness. Near the base there is another little step up in thickness, but the clever cocksmiths at Bad Dragon have made this lip easy to handle since it grows out from the front of the shaft and around to the back of the toy.

In every size this toy has the perfect base. His huge balls balancing the toy and keeping him standing up right on any surface. And the feeling of accomplishment when you bottom out; feeling those orbs pressing ageist you. Pure pleasure.

If you enjoy Thick toys, You’ll love him. If you enjoy easy to take heads, You’ll love him. If knots aren’t a selling point for you, You’ll love him. If blunt toys are a turn off for you, You’ll really love him. Moko might have unseated Duke as my favorite point head Bad Dragon toy ( tho I do still really love him. ) This toy is really hard to classify, He’s not a long toy I’d bounce on; to thick for that. He’s not a challenge your self kinda toy; no big knot or levels to work down too. Closest thing I can classify him as is a stretching toy. With his extremely easy to take head, and especially thick shaft, you’ll find your self improving your stretching capacity in no time.

The best way to describe this toy in one sentence. Its like Duke only much thicker!! Order him, you will not be disappointed.

UPDATED MEASUREMENTS

Some one asked me to take some more detailed measurements shots, even with all the numbers its really hard to convey just how big this toy is. A good rule of thumb for the XL Moko size, If you cant handle double fisting, this isn’t the size for you. These measurements are very rough, Its really hard to measure every facet of a dildo XP

Location Measurement (Inches) Circumference (Inches)
Head 3.5″ x 3.5″ 10″
Just Past head 3″ x 2.75″ 9.25″
Mid Shaft 3.5″ X 3.5″ 11″
Base of Shaft 4.25″ x 4.25″ 14″

Bad Dragon – XL Cockatrice

This isn’t a proper review since; I’ve only just opened the box, but this toy is so good looking, I just had to share it.

People often ask me who makes the best toys. For looks, useability, choices, customer service, turnaround, I cant think of any company better then Bad-DragonCrackers the Cockatrice looks amazing. From the Ridges up its side, the scales near the base, the bumps on the head, the veins running up the corpus spongrosum, the folds at the very base. The details on this toy leave me breathless and drool. Go Buy it, in every size, firmness and color.

Bad Dragon – Winston’s Tail

When I got the The Tailstretcher, I thought there could be no better tail toy. Then Bad Dragon released Winston into the world, and he has not left my desk in months.

This toy is quickly becoming one of my favorites (feels like I say that every time I get a new bad dragon toy.) This tail not only works amazingly, but the details on it are a real work of art. So much so that I felt it necessary to mount the toy onto a hunters trophy mount to hang it on my wall.

Winston’s Tail has more detail then there last tail toy; The Tail Stretcher, but they are both great toys. The top and bottom scales of the tail have vastly different feels and look to them, witch is always nice. The belly scales have a sort of step down graduated feel to them, each time you move to the next scale it gives you a feel of accomplishment. This toy includes Winston’s flank witch makes a good base and keeps the toy very stable during the heat of action.

The only thing I would chance about this toy is the size. It needs to be about 6 inches to a foot longer, no thicker just longer.

Toys like this I classify as a pure stretching toy, cone shaped toys that make it easy to stretch you out. But that dosen’t meed its only good for training, I find stretching toys to be great to finish with, you’ll never go as far as you will right before climax.

If you choose to give Winston’s Tail a ride (or any other cone shaped toy,) my advice would be to buy it one size bigger then you thing you can take, because it’ll be much easier to take larger toys of this type then any other type, I can take more of this toy then I care to admit ^.^

I love Winston’s Tail, only hope I get to play with the rest of him some day.

Custom – Tentacle

The next few reviews will be on custom toys a friend made for me.

The Tentacle

Tentacles are a pretty standard model for dildos, almost every company has a tentacle model. A blogger I read; True Pleasures, even has a Tentacle Tuesday theme devoted to all the Tentacle toys that come out.

Most tend to be the same, gentle tapered cone with dimples on one side that look like suckers. From the Zeta Paws Tentacle; who’s suckers cant be felt at all, Bad-Dragons Tentacle; better but still pretty bland. This Tentacle may look simple, but its got some amazing things going on.

Texture

This Custom Tentacle toy has a lot of very interesting things going on. This toy feels drastically different depend on how you use it. The entire side of the Tentacle is very smooth from tip to base, with a firm ridge running along the underside where the Suckers are. These Suckers have a really aggressive feeling to them.

Base

This toy has a perfect base, large wide flat flare that keeps the toy standing. For only his 2nd or 3rd toy you can tell he’s put a lot of though into the actual use of this toy.

Knot

Unlike almost every tentacle toy out there, this one has a knot, and a very reasonable and fun knot at that. Having said that, This knot was really hard for me to take, not because of the knot it self, but because of the Base of the toy.

The ridge that run along the side of the toy continue down to the knot and bottom of the usable part of this toy but that lip is very close to the base. I’ve got a big bubble butt, and with most positions was unable to get past that lip with out the base of the toy getting in the way.

A small design flaw for me, but not one that will impede many other people

While this toy is very fun and has a lot of amazing details in use, Its also is just a little too firm aggressive for my tastes. Its the Best tentacle toy I’ve ever used, but not a toy I’d use every night.

As long as Bad hentai and fanboys exist, so will tentacle toys, not that I mind, they can be very sexy. I only hope more can be made like this one. Tentacles that actually feel like tentacles, not just weird cones. As of yet there are no plans to mass produce this model, so if you would like to try this toy, better try and contact me directly ^.~

Bad Dragon – Duke The Bad Dragon

Bad-Dragon has never been a first stop for newbie but Duke changes that all. Go buy it now, do it or you suck.

Lubed up and ready to go.

Description from Bad-Dragon Website:

Successful CEO of an international modeling firm by day, adult entertainer by night, Duke the bad dragon spends all of his waking hours catering to those who need his services. If he’s not using his creative eye to get the best out of his talent, he’s getting in front of the camera himself for a steamy show.

Duke has been with us since the start, so when we asked to get a few castings of his ‘talent’, he couldn’t help but give us what we want. After all, it wasn’t hard to convince him once he realized just how many people he could please. After all, Duke loves to show the other dragons how it’s done, and there’d no doubt he’s one of the sexiest we’ve cast!

Just imagine what kind of positions his secretary had to go through to get that job; perhaps he can put you through a few too, just for fun.

Full Dimensions:

Size: small(own) medium Large(own)
Diameter of Head: 1.5 Inches 2 Inches 2.75 Inches
Circumference of Head: 4.5 Inches 6.1 Inches 8 Inches
Diameter of shaft: 1.25 Inches 2.2 Inches 2.75 Inches
Circumference of shaft: 4.75 Inches 6.5 Inches 8.5 Inches
Total Length: 6.2 Inches 9 Inches 11.8 Inches
Useable Length: 5.2 Inches 7.5 Inches 9.5 Inches

You can order the medium and large Duke with a cumtube! Duke Supports all faded colors, but not split colors or firmnesses. Due to the shape of the base, Duke does not support a suction cup.

(Includes a free 8oz/250ml bottle with the purchase of a cumtube) Here.

Price:
Small – $65.00
Medium – $100.00
Large – $145.00

Witch one is right for you?

A really good looking Dragon toy, easy to take, and fun to use, and of course Bad-Dragon signature set of nice balls to go along with it.

Head

The Head on Duke here is really easy to take, hard to master. I have two sizes of this toy, small and large, for me, the small is a perfect toy to start with. The large one is more just to look at and for when i’m feeling adventurous XP.

Shaft

Once you crest over the head the shaft won’t give you much trouble, it has a genital taper from just behind the head to the base. I love the detailing on it, from the veins that stick out, to the very subtle corpus spongiosum.

I love penis veins

Base
Very broad flat base. They dont have the option to have a suction cup base but you really dont need it, this base has enough service area to really stay in place when you need it too. And the big balls make it very easy to hold onto, even when lubed up.

Optoins
Cumtube available in the medium and large sizes, if you enjoy that go for it, I’ll have a review on the cumtubs coming up soon

Bad Dragon – The Anthro Dragon

The Anthro Dragon is probably one of my favorite Bad Dragon toy.

The Bad Dragon's Anthro Dragon
He's so sexy

Description from Bad-Dragon Website:

A long time ago, a dragon-slayer was sent on a quest by the local townsfolk to slay a rather angry dragon that had been terrorizing the neighbourhood. Upon reaching its lair, he discovered (to his pleasant surprise) that the dragon was in fact a dragoness, and she was in season…

The two of them engaged in a steamy night of…negotiations, and when they were done, the town was never terrorized again, but the result of that night is here and willing to have fun, many years later! The Anthro Dragon, part dragon, part human, and all fun!

The Anthro Dragon is one of our classics, brought back to you with the help of our 3D printing technology, allowing you to salivate over every little detail, and gives you three sizes to choose from!

Full Dimensions:

Size: small medium Large
Diameter of Head: 2.0 Inches 2.75 Inches 3.5 Inches
Circumference of Head: 5.5 Inches 7.75 Inches 10 Inches
Diameter of shaft: 1.75 Inches 2.25 Inches 3 Inches
Circumference of shaft: 5 Inches 7 Inches 9 Inches
Usable Length: 6.5 Inches 8 Inches 10 Inches
Total Length: 6.5 Inches 9 Inches 11.5 Inches

The Anthro dragon is the only toy we offer that comes with a core, however, it can only be purchased when you get a solid color, not with a fade. Also, split firmness and split colors are not possible on this toy due to the nature of its shape.

The Anthro Dragon can support a cumtube, but, as usual, it cannot be added to a small toy.

Includes a free 8oz/250ml bottle with the purchase of a cumtube. Purchase additional lube here.

Price:Small – $65.00
Medium – $110.00
Large – $170.00

Color Options:

  • Onyx Black
  • Fearly White
  • Fleshy Pink
  • Crimson Red
  • Royal Purple
  • Midnight Blue
  • Emerald Green
  • Golden Yellow
  • Earthy Brown
  • Custom Single Color(Price: + $ 5.00)
  • Light Natural (Pink to Blue/Purple)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • Sly Midnight (Light Grey to Dark Grey)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • Forest Brush (Pale Green to Dark Green)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • Midnight Aquatic (Blue to Dark Blue)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • Crimson Drake (Red to Dark Red)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • Custom Fade (whole toy faded)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • SURPRISE ME! (let us choose)

Firmness Options:

  • Soft (3)
  • Medium (5)
  • Hard (8)
  • Cored (Outside 3, Core 8)(Only Solid Colors)(Price: +$15.00)(HIGHLY BUNNY RECOMMENDED!!)

Witch one is right for you?

This toy is the only one that will actually trust it self in you, and that’s no joke; now lets see why…

Head
The head of this toy is beautiful human looking with a really thick pulled back foreskin. This head might prove a problem to people not experience with blunt toys, and having the thickest part of the toy right near the tip might be a turn off to furs having trouble taking this toy at first; But once you get past it you’ll quickly learn why this is one of my favorite toys. Lets break it down with a math equation.

Thick head + Blunt Foreskin + Flexible Shaft = Dildo Rock-it

Once you get against the foreskin of the Anthro Dragon toy, you need to apply a lot of pressure to get it in, that energy is stored in its flexible shaft; and once foreskin slips in, the rest of the toy forces it self in with it. This is really an amazing feeling that will always catch you off guard. Other noteworthy additions to the head is a very slight urethra cut that adds to the realistic look of this toy, Bad Dragon always goes above and behold on the details.

Shaft
The shaft of this toy has a very uniform thickness from head to base the. The Entire length of the toy is covered in a type of banded like belly scales, witch pulls off a really good look. It also has a very slight vain running on both sides of the toy, purely an aesthetic feature, but a good one!

Base
Like many of the Bad Dragon toys, the base of the Anthro Dragon is adorned with a nice plump set of balls with the same banding as on the shaft. Both of mine stand up well on there own, witch is a feature I like in toys.

Optoins
I would Fully recommend getting the split core featuer, espeally if going with the small model. The harder inside core will keep the toy shift while the softer outside core wont hurt when your using it.

History
When they first released this toy it was model in clay. But the second version of the toy, witch came out a few years ago was re-modeled and 3D printed. The 3D printing let them have much finer details and an over all cleaner look

Look Alike
I dont think it was done on purpose but the Bad Dragon Anthro Dragon toy totally looks like Broken wing. Every detail from the banded belly scales that run down the shaft, to the thick foreskin and plump balls. Identical. And when I get the full size verso, i’m totally getting it in the same colors XP

I for one think that’s a good thing, I like toys that relate to characters. The Wuffamumte toy, the Dragoneer toy (if its every released) if anyone knows any others let me know.

Bad-Dragon Medium Gryphon

Bad-Dragon is relatively new to the furry dildo scene; But there product line already holds some of the best toys I’ve ever used.

Ordering:

I ordered 4 toys in total from Bad-Dragon a few weeks ago, they keep you posted all along the way; when your order is completed, when its being manufactured, and when its shipped a very pleasant change from zeta’s 9 month turn around never knowing if or when your toys will ever be ready. I ordered my toys on the last day of there Halloween sale (and yes I got one of them in candy corn coloring ^.^) Total time from ordering though manufacturing and finally shipping took less then 20 days, I am very pleased about that! Each toy is made custom when you order it in the US by professionals and screened for any defects, Bad-Dragon holds the highest standards for dildos that I have ever seen, and each come with a unheard of 5 year warranty.  Toys that don’t measure up to dragon standards get moved into there adoption program, and while these toys with miner defects don’t have a warranty, they do come at a greatly reduced price.

The Toys were shipped UPS in a plain box and arrived at my door a few days later. Each toy was wrapped carefully with plastic wrap and tissue paper. When I Opened the box and saw that Bad-Dragon logo on the invoice, I knew I was in for a fun night.

The Medium Gryphon was the toy I first chose to use, The Description on the website reads

The Gryphon has long been known as a king of beasts. Half lion, proud and strong; and half Eagle, majestic and beautiful, he rules both the land and air. Gryphons, known for staying true to one partner their entire life, have to pick their mate very carefully. Should he choose you, know that is one of the greatest honors he can bestow upon you, and if he does, you should please him every day, and in every way…to show him your appreciation.

The gryphon marks a first for Bad Dragon, utilizing our 3D printing technology to give you three different sizes to choose from; a Small, Medium, and Large( It says 3, but now there are 4 Sizes to choose from). This allows virtually everyone to enjoy the pleasures of this mystical creature, from beginners to the most experienced toy users. An even larger ‘Mega’ version is also in the works…

In addition to giving you 3 sizes to chose from, the 3D printing allows us to offer the most detailed toys on the market. It also gives the toys an absolutely wonderful matte finish that not only feels great, but also helps lube to cling to it, keeping your toy slick for extended play.

Full Dimensions:

Size: small medium Large X Large
Diameter of Head: 0.75 Inches 1.00 Inches 1.4 Inches 2.0 Inches
Circumference of Head: 2.3 Inches 3.1 Inches 4.4 Inches 5.5 Inches
Diameter of shaft: 1.25 Inches 1.5 Inches 2.0 Inches 3.0 Inches
Circumference of shaft: 4.0 Inches 4.7 Inches 6.3 Inches 7.5 Inches
Diameter of knot: 1.75 Inches 2.25 Inches 2.75 Inches 3.75 Inches
Circumference of knot: 5.5 Inches 7.0 Inches 8.6 Inches 12.0 Inches
Usable Length: 7 Inches 9 Inches 11 Inches 12.0 Inches
Total Length: 8 Inches 10 Inches 12 Inches 15 Inches

The Gryphon toy’s natural color is a beautiful black length with a white base. You can also get custom colors. A solid color is $5, a split color (one color shaft, one color base) for $10; a custom Fade (whole toy has a lovely fade) for $15, and a custom split/fade (shaft has a fade, base is a seperate color) for $25.

Price

  • Small – $65.00
  • Medium – $90.00
  • Large – $120.00
  • Extra Large – $165.00

You can choose a wide range of colors for your Gryphon, including the “surprise me” option. It also comes in the standard firmness options, soft(3), Medium(5), and Hard(8). I almost always go with the Medium one as I did in this case. They will also make a suction cup base for your toy for $10.00 extra.

OK now for the actual review.

Head:
The head of the gryphon is studded with little barbs, Witch have an interesting texture and look, but in practice pretty much don’t exist.  The head comes to a nice point for really easy insertions, witch you all know I love. There’s a small spot where it looks like the cumtube would go for the models with that feature, but even with out the add-on it looks good. The base of the head has a lip that almost looks like this particular gryphon wasn’t circumcised, really nice effect.

Shaft:
This shaft has a really interesting shape and texture. The under side is almost flat and completely smooth running the entire length of the toy. While the sides have almost a rib cage texture a stunning visual effect, but they aren’t really noticeable in use.  The top side of the shaft has a very pronounced vain running the whole length of the toy.

Knot:
The not on this toy isent very large or intimating. It runs almost 1/3′rd the total lenth of the toy growing gradually from the shaft. The knot it self almost sneaks up on you, witch is rare for knots. Its an effect I really like

Base:
The base on this toy is unremarkable, One thing I dont like about this toy is that it will never stand up on its own. No size or stiffness will change this the top of the toy is just to heavy for the part past the knot to hold up. The base it self has what looks to be a vagina pattern around it witch is something I’d expect more from a lizard or dragon toy, not really a gryphon.

Over all look:
One thing I can get over is how visually good this toy looks, the small details on it always impress me; when the light hit its just right I see a new vain or texture to it.  I would recommend this toy to anyone in any size they could take, Its not the most unique or enjoyable toy I’ve ever used, but its one of the best looking for sure.

Bad Dragon Holiday Sale!!

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Let Bad Dragon stuff your turkey this year...Boxing Week Sale, 10% off all toys!*
The holidays are just around the corner, and everyone is looking to treat themselves to something special!

For this reason, Bad Dragon is offering a special deal this holiday season, coupled with two new features we’ve recently added to really make Bad Dragon gift-giving a breeze! (Ship’s tomorrow, and Bad Dragon gift-cards)

Starting December 26th, and ending December 31st, Bad Dragon’s boxing week sale is 10% off* all toys, no matter the color!
In addition to our boxing week sale, Bad Dragon has also created a new style of toys that will ship next day! These toys are called “Ship Now: Surprise me!”  This means the toys are already made, and by chosing off a list of existing sizes and firmnesses, we can ship your toys almost immediately!

In the spirits of the holiday, Bad Dragon will start making custom gift cards for your loved ones!  Just go to our BDBucks page, order the amount of BD bucks you wish to gift to your friend, and we’ll do the rest! **
Don’t forget to follow Bad Dragon on Furaffinity and Twitter to see the latest artwork and new releases!

*10% off the base price, which means it’s calculated before features or size differences are calculated into price.
**details on the BDbucks page.

Update

Life has been busy down at the BunnyBoi Ranch. Almost everything I need to start back up the lube line is in stock, just waiting on the bottle caps. Once they come in I’ll be able to crank out 3 gallons of lube. Expect to see Bunnyboi, OtterBoi, and Dragonboi Drool Lubes on sale starting next week.

In other updates…I got Thor

It looks big here, but Its even bigger
It looks big here, but Its even bigger

No, This toy will never see any actual use, but it will sure be the butt end of many of my jokes : P I have 3 ideas about where to store it.

  • Inside a “In case of emergency brake glass” box
  • Shotgun/sword Rack
  • Standing on a table with a lap shade over the head

If you have any more ideas on good storage for this big guy, let me know.