Bad Dragon “Error Emails”

Yesterday Bad Dragon sent out 3 emails to their user base, 1 from the main list, 2 to the forum list. These emails appeared to be automatically generated error messages filled with cryptic messages and encoded hints. Being a generally inquisitive rabbit, I’m trying to figure out what it all means. In this post I’ll share the emails, and everything I’ve been able to decode so far

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Current Equine Collection

Wow its been a long time since my last post, sorry about that, life and crap.

But in the time I’ve been gone, my collection has grown! Since as you all know equines are my favorite type of toy, I’m going to share with you my current Equine collection… Even tho I already have 2 more on order.

Current EquinesNow you can see there are quite a few new guys on display here, and Not all are traditional horse cocks.

From the top down
Zeta Creations Thor
: Good old Thor, sadly he doesn’t get out much, the jell smell is just too much. He stays wrapped up tight and at the bottom of my bin
Bad Dragon New Extra Large Chance Un-Flared: The Newest member in my stable. This custom made Extra Large Chance toy is massive, split firmness, Cum Tube, Beautiful coloring. This is my Big Mac toy.  I love the added detail on the new model of Chance, the Veins, and detail around the head are spectacular! Wish they would have broken Thors record as Biggest Stallion, but I’m still very happy with this toy.
Bad Dragon Old Medium Chance Flared: Now we’re getting into the usable sizes for me. Now I’m not the biggest fan of dramatic flares on a toy, but Bad Dragon always has a way of making the details on there toys really standout. Wish they put more detail on the Sheath ring.
Zeta Creations Equine: I forget the exact name of this toy, and it is no longer available on the ZetaPawz website since they retired all there old vinyl toys. Its fun to use and the coloring on it is very well done, only complaint is it being made of vinyl
Bad Dragon Old Small Chance UnFlared: Pretty much the same toy as the flared, but with out the flare. When I’m actually in the mood to use a horse toy, this is the one I reach for first. Smooth, easy to use great detail.
Bad Dragon Old Small Chance Flared: Yeah its a rainbow horse dick, so what.
Fetish Zone “Pegasus V1″ Equine Sheath:  While not really a dildo, this is probably my #1 favorite toy. Sheath toys are toys you can wear to give your own member the look and feel of an anthro. I’ll have to put Sheath toys on my to review list, because I have a lot of them, and they are all awesome
Bad Dragon Chance Teenie Weenies:  He’s Adorable.
Bad Dragon Equiknot:  Whats that? A equine with a knot! omg. Got this one back when it was an Experimental toy. Now its full production, in 4 sizes, and Yes I want them all!
Custom Glass Statue off to the side: Because its glass, it will never be used as a anal toy, but its a work of art that will forever be on display in my house.


 

Wish List

Bad Dragon Tucker the Equinine:
00128_resizedThis is the production verson of the Equiknot toy, and I will buy him in multiple sizes!

Bad Dragon Experimental Toy; Stubbs:
Stubscan_fullHe may be short, but he’s thick as hell!

Fetish Zone Pegasus V2:
FZ33106B-Pegasus2_LRGMuch better coloring on the V2, and the model it self looks updated nicely. Only problem I can see from the picture is the testicle opening may be too small for me : /

Exotic Erotics Henry & Motown:
Henry MotownExotic Erotics has a huge collection of live cast Stallions, And I want them all!

Primal Hardware Wareable Neigh Sayer:
neighsayer1This must be the best looking Stallion wearable on the market, its so perfect, I want to buy two!

Know of any other awesome equine cocks? Please tell me about them!

Vacuum Packing Toys for storage

When you have over 100 toys, how to store them becomes a real problem.

Just trow them all in one box. Easy solution but has many problems. Some toys leach there colors onto others. Its hard to go though them to find one you want.

Saran wrap them all. This option is the one I use most. It can accommodate every size and shape toy. Makes them easy to sort. And its cheap. Down side, you have to re do it every year or your toy box just becomes a mess a wrapping and the saran wrap sticks to other toys so you have to be careful when going through your box

Zip lock bags. Great option, keeps all the toys separate and clean. Down side, unless you only have small toys you’ll need to buy bags in every size and shape to make it work

A new option I’m trying out is to vacuum pack all the toys into there own packaging. With the rolls you can get making custom bags should be easy and it’ll keep every toy clean and fresh ready to use. Only problem I’ve been able to think of is the texture of the bags being transferred to softer toys. So I’m testing it

I’ve Vacuum packed some of Bad-Dragon sample circles in varring firmness and a few other toys to see if the packaging damages them. I’ll leave them packed like this for a few weeks and update this posting with the results, I hope it works!

Panther Pouch – G-String

I Recently got my paws on a Panther Pouch G-String.

And I must say they not only fit amazingly well, but they look great too!

Panther Pouch is a furry owned sexy underwear company, they have a wide veririty of panties, from g strings to thongs and even jock straps. Each is custom made to with your choie of fabrics, colors and size. So if you’re in the market for some sexy underthings check them out http://pantherpouch.com/

I have never been a big fan of G-Strings or any type of sexy underware; considering  what I want is under them. But these have been really comfortable as every day where and they are sexy to boot. After all, I’ve never seen a package look small in a pouch.

The quality of this G-String is excellent; no loose treads or missed stitches. When you order from Panther Pouch, you get to choose what type of fabric or materal you want from a very long list of colors and types.

  • Cotten
  • Polyester
  • Spandex
  • Lycra
  • Non-Stretch Netting
  • Stretch Netting

And more colors then I care to list, both sold and patterns.

There pricing is based on the type of material you choose for your underwear, witch I like to see. The pricing looks extremely fair for custom paw made delicates, made to fit, in your choice of color and material.

Panther Pouches ordering system could use a little work. You cant just place and order pay for it and get your undies in the mail. You have to fill out a quote sheet and wait for him to respond with cost and time frame. He responds very fast, but I still would like to see a fully automated checkout system.

I know my next buy will be some sexy jocks for the gym.

Hay Hay Hay, Stay out of my Shed!

I know this is far from the main theme of the blog, But this thing was just way too awesome for the 140 character limit of twitter.

This is a Sculpture from a popular spoof of My Little Pony, called Shed.mov. The quality on it is amazing and there is only going to be a very limited number made of each species. He has a Squirrel, Skunk, and Rabbit version. I know the price might look high, but for a hand made, limited edition Sculpture that looks this dam cool, its totally worth it.

Check out his stuff, For now he only has the 3 Shed.mov sculptures for sale, but this guy is going to have some really awesome things for sale in the near future.

http://frazzy626.storenvy.com/

Bad Dragon – Moko

Moko the Liger gives new meaning to the word THICK. This simple toy Looks so unassuming; No knots, no weird geometry or curves. Just some small nubs, and a Thick shaft but man does this toy lead you to ecstasy and in a hurry.

When this toy first came out, I immediately put in an order for a medium sized, firmness (5). In the “Surprise Me” color option ( I always get this opinion unless I’m trying to match a character. ^.^ )

Shortly after this toy arrived, I knew I’d need to get an XL option, and lucky they had one in there “flops” section. Just a quick note on flops before I get to the full review, what they classify as flops, Most companies wouldn’t even notice, There is literately nothing wrong with this XL toy in any way. Just a few black drips in the color of the balls, witch I think look good. If your short on funds, Not anally picky (hehe) Keep an eye on the flops, Great deals, but they go fast!

For how thick this toy is, I found it surprisingly easy to start. The head is perfectly tapered, flowing into the shaft with out much of a bump. He has really nice details around the head, with the feline inspired barbs; but in a much softer more enjoyable texture. The spot for a cum tube is perfectly place and even with out that option it still looks like it belongs there.

The shaft has a very gentile graduation from the head to its full thickness. Near the base there is another little step up in thickness, but the clever cocksmiths at Bad Dragon have made this lip easy to handle since it grows out from the front of the shaft and around to the back of the toy.

In every size this toy has the perfect base. His huge balls balancing the toy and keeping him standing up right on any surface. And the feeling of accomplishment when you bottom out; feeling those orbs pressing ageist you. Pure pleasure.

If you enjoy Thick toys, You’ll love him. If you enjoy easy to take heads, You’ll love him. If knots aren’t a selling point for you, You’ll love him. If blunt toys are a turn off for you, You’ll really love him. Moko might have unseated Duke as my favorite point head Bad Dragon toy ( tho I do still really love him. ) This toy is really hard to classify, He’s not a long toy I’d bounce on; to thick for that. He’s not a challenge your self kinda toy; no big knot or levels to work down too. Closest thing I can classify him as is a stretching toy. With his extremely easy to take head, and especially thick shaft, you’ll find your self improving your stretching capacity in no time.

The best way to describe this toy in one sentence. Its like Duke only much thicker!! Order him, you will not be disappointed.

UPDATED MEASUREMENTS

Some one asked me to take some more detailed measurements shots, even with all the numbers its really hard to convey just how big this toy is. A good rule of thumb for the XL Moko size, If you cant handle double fisting, this isn’t the size for you. These measurements are very rough, Its really hard to measure every facet of a dildo XP

Location Measurement (Inches) Circumference (Inches)
Head 3.5″ x 3.5″ 10″
Just Past head 3″ x 2.75″ 9.25″
Mid Shaft 3.5″ X 3.5″ 11″
Base of Shaft 4.25″ x 4.25″ 14″

Bad Dragon – XL Cockatrice

This isn’t a proper review since; I’ve only just opened the box, but this toy is so good looking, I just had to share it.

People often ask me who makes the best toys. For looks, useability, choices, customer service, turnaround, I cant think of any company better then Bad-DragonCrackers the Cockatrice looks amazing. From the Ridges up its side, the scales near the base, the bumps on the head, the veins running up the corpus spongrosum, the folds at the very base. The details on this toy leave me breathless and drool. Go Buy it, in every size, firmness and color.

Bad Dragon – Winston’s Tail

When I got the The Tailstretcher, I thought there could be no better tail toy. Then Bad Dragon released Winston into the world, and he has not left my desk in months.

This toy is quickly becoming one of my favorites (feels like I say that every time I get a new bad dragon toy.) This tail not only works amazingly, but the details on it are a real work of art. So much so that I felt it necessary to mount the toy onto a hunters trophy mount to hang it on my wall.

Winston’s Tail has more detail then there last tail toy; The Tail Stretcher, but they are both great toys. The top and bottom scales of the tail have vastly different feels and look to them, witch is always nice. The belly scales have a sort of step down graduated feel to them, each time you move to the next scale it gives you a feel of accomplishment. This toy includes Winston’s flank witch makes a good base and keeps the toy very stable during the heat of action.

The only thing I would chance about this toy is the size. It needs to be about 6 inches to a foot longer, no thicker just longer.

Toys like this I classify as a pure stretching toy, cone shaped toys that make it easy to stretch you out. But that dosen’t meed its only good for training, I find stretching toys to be great to finish with, you’ll never go as far as you will right before climax.

If you choose to give Winston’s Tail a ride (or any other cone shaped toy,) my advice would be to buy it one size bigger then you thing you can take, because it’ll be much easier to take larger toys of this type then any other type, I can take more of this toy then I care to admit ^.^

I love Winston’s Tail, only hope I get to play with the rest of him some day.

Bad Dragon Female Toys


Currently Bad Dragon has 3 female toys. Pictured here from Left to right, Natascha The Anthro Husky, Janine The Anthro Dragoness, and Mary The Anthro Mare. All are great toys with there own unique feels and personalities.

Natascha The Anthro Husk

Natascha is the newest female toy from bad dragon. She is the tightest of the 3, so tight in fact that I discovered a small tear on the bottom of the opening. I want to state upfront that I don’t think this is Bad Dragons fault; I will contact them about it, but I think I was just too rough with her : P. The body is almost the same girth as its head and its very easy to hold onto. The silicone does feel softer then my other two toys as well. The texture inside is nice with out being over done and fake like some of the flesh light models. The opening and shaft are the same diameter, really easy to use for a fun ride.

Janine the Anthro Dragoness

Janine was there first attempt at a female toy and is a close second for tightest, mostly because her silicone is much firmer then Natascha. The opening is bigger, but the canal is smaller creating a funnel that just pulls you in. The out side of the toy has very crisp lines that define her form nicely, the detail on the Labia and Clitoris are stunning.The handle part of this toy is much thinner then the other two, and its harder to hold onto in use, but that does make it easier to squeeze just when you want too.

Mary The Anthro Mare

My clear favorite of the 3. Just take a minute to study the detail they put into her, the slight ridges on the Labia, the large Clitoris, the huge front; make this toy the most visually appealing of the bunch, to me anyway. I find that this toy falls in the middle of Janine and Natascha in terms of internal texture, but I find it to be the best balance. She has much more room to work with, but still remains almost as tight as the other two

Bad dragons female toys have definitely evolved from there first attempt with Janine. Each succession the handle gets thicker and easier to hold onto, the silicone gets softer and more flexible, the internal texture more subdued and subtle. Each small change produced a dramatically different toy, just as good as the one before, but with a slightly different feel. If you get a chance to try all 3 you won’t have a problem picking your favorite, but you might have a problem explaining why.