Yesterday Bad Dragon sent out 3 emails to their user base, 1 from the main list, 2 to the forum list. These emails appeared to be automatically generated error messages filled with cryptic messages and encoded hints. Being a generally inquisitive rabbit, I’m trying to figure out what it all means. In this post I’ll share the emails, and everything I’ve been able to decode so far
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Bad Dragon – Moko
Moko the Liger gives new meaning to the word THICK. This simple toy Looks so unassuming; No knots, no weird geometry or curves. Just some small nubs, and a Thick shaft but man does this toy lead you to ecstasy and in a hurry.
When this toy first came out, I immediately put in an order for a medium sized, firmness (5). In the “Surprise Me” color option ( I always get this opinion unless I’m trying to match a character. ^.^ )
Shortly after this toy arrived, I knew I’d need to get an XL option, and lucky they had one in there “flops” section. Just a quick note on flops before I get to the full review, what they classify as flops, Most companies wouldn’t even notice, There is literately nothing wrong with this XL toy in any way. Just a few black drips in the color of the balls, witch I think look good. If your short on funds, Not anally picky (hehe) Keep an eye on the flops, Great deals, but they go fast!
For how thick this toy is, I found it surprisingly easy to start. The head is perfectly tapered, flowing into the shaft with out much of a bump. He has really nice details around the head, with the feline inspired barbs; but in a much softer more enjoyable texture. The spot for a cum tube is perfectly place and even with out that option it still looks like it belongs there.
The shaft has a very gentile graduation from the head to its full thickness. Near the base there is another little step up in thickness, but the clever cocksmiths at Bad Dragon have made this lip easy to handle since it grows out from the front of the shaft and around to the back of the toy.
In every size this toy has the perfect base. His huge balls balancing the toy and keeping him standing up right on any surface. And the feeling of accomplishment when you bottom out; feeling those orbs pressing ageist you. Pure pleasure.
If you enjoy Thick toys, You’ll love him. If you enjoy easy to take heads, You’ll love him. If knots aren’t a selling point for you, You’ll love him. If blunt toys are a turn off for you, You’ll really love him. Moko might have unseated Duke as my favorite point head Bad Dragon toy ( tho I do still really love him. ) This toy is really hard to classify, He’s not a long toy I’d bounce on; to thick for that. He’s not a challenge your self kinda toy; no big knot or levels to work down too. Closest thing I can classify him as is a stretching toy. With his extremely easy to take head, and especially thick shaft, you’ll find your self improving your stretching capacity in no time.
The best way to describe this toy in one sentence. Its like Duke only much thicker!! Order him, you will not be disappointed.
Some one asked me to take some more detailed measurements shots, even with all the numbers its really hard to convey just how big this toy is. A good rule of thumb for the XL Moko size, If you cant handle double fisting, this isn’t the size for you. These measurements are very rough, Its really hard to measure every facet of a dildo XP
|Location||Measurement (Inches)||Circumference (Inches)|
|Head||3.5″ x 3.5″||10″|
|Just Past head||3″ x 2.75″||9.25″|
|Mid Shaft||3.5″ X 3.5″||11″|
|Base of Shaft||4.25″ x 4.25″||14″|
Bad Dragon – XL Cockatrice
This isn’t a proper review since; I’ve only just opened the box, but this toy is so good looking, I just had to share it.
People often ask me who makes the best toys. For looks, useability, choices, customer service, turnaround, I cant think of any company better then Bad-Dragon. Crackers the Cockatrice looks amazing. From the Ridges up its side, the scales near the base, the bumps on the head, the veins running up the corpus spongrosum, the folds at the very base. The details on this toy leave me breathless and drool. Go Buy it, in every size, firmness and color.
Bad Dragon – Winston’s Tail
When I got the The Tailstretcher, I thought there could be no better tail toy. Then Bad Dragon released Winston into the world, and he has not left my desk in months.
This toy is quickly becoming one of my favorites (feels like I say that every time I get a new bad dragon toy.) This tail not only works amazingly, but the details on it are a real work of art. So much so that I felt it necessary to mount the toy onto a hunters trophy mount to hang it on my wall.
Winston’s Tail has more detail then there last tail toy; The Tail Stretcher, but they are both great toys. The top and bottom scales of the tail have vastly different feels and look to them, witch is always nice. The belly scales have a sort of step down graduated feel to them, each time you move to the next scale it gives you a feel of accomplishment. This toy includes Winston’s flank witch makes a good base and keeps the toy very stable during the heat of action.
The only thing I would chance about this toy is the size. It needs to be about 6 inches to a foot longer, no thicker just longer.
Toys like this I classify as a pure stretching toy, cone shaped toys that make it easy to stretch you out. But that dosen’t meed its only good for training, I find stretching toys to be great to finish with, you’ll never go as far as you will right before climax.
If you choose to give Winston’s Tail a ride (or any other cone shaped toy,) my advice would be to buy it one size bigger then you thing you can take, because it’ll be much easier to take larger toys of this type then any other type, I can take more of this toy then I care to admit ^.^
I love Winston’s Tail, only hope I get to play with the rest of him some day.
Bad Dragon Female Toys
Currently Bad Dragon has 3 female toys. Pictured here from Left to right, Natascha The Anthro Husky, Janine The Anthro Dragoness, and Mary The Anthro Mare. All are great toys with there own unique feels and personalities.
Natascha The Anthro Husk
Natascha is the newest female toy from bad dragon. She is the tightest of the 3, so tight in fact that I discovered a small tear on the bottom of the opening. I want to state upfront that I don’t think this is Bad Dragons fault; I will contact them about it, but I think I was just too rough with her : P. The body is almost the same girth as its head and its very easy to hold onto. The silicone does feel softer then my other two toys as well. The texture inside is nice with out being over done and fake like some of the flesh light models. The opening and shaft are the same diameter, really easy to use for a fun ride.
Janine the Anthro Dragoness
Janine was there first attempt at a female toy and is a close second for tightest, mostly because her silicone is much firmer then Natascha. The opening is bigger, but the canal is smaller creating a funnel that just pulls you in. The out side of the toy has very crisp lines that define her form nicely, the detail on the Labia and Clitoris are stunning.The handle part of this toy is much thinner then the other two, and its harder to hold onto in use, but that does make it easier to squeeze just when you want too.
Mary The Anthro Mare
My clear favorite of the 3. Just take a minute to study the detail they put into her, the slight ridges on the Labia, the large Clitoris, the huge front; make this toy the most visually appealing of the bunch, to me anyway. I find that this toy falls in the middle of Janine and Natascha in terms of internal texture, but I find it to be the best balance. She has much more room to work with, but still remains almost as tight as the other two
Bad dragons female toys have definitely evolved from there first attempt with Janine. Each succession the handle gets thicker and easier to hold onto, the silicone gets softer and more flexible, the internal texture more subdued and subtle. Each small change produced a dramatically different toy, just as good as the one before, but with a slightly different feel. If you get a chance to try all 3 you won’t have a problem picking your favorite, but you might have a problem explaining why.
Equine Cock is a work of Art
A lot of people ask me why I have so many toys, The main reason is aesthetics; I just like the way they look. Nothing illustrates that more then my newest acquisition, a roughly 2ft tall glass horse cock statue.
Out of all the toys I own, I just love the way equines look the most. The bold flared head. thick powerful shaft, that…ring thing half way down ( no clue what its called but its by far my favorite part, ) supportive base. This glass statue was created by a friend of mine when we were talking about the subject a few nights ago. He knocked out this great example of equinesniss in only a few hours and it will forever now live on my computer desk as a work of art. If you are interested in obtaining your own Huge glass horse cock contact me, The artist has agreed to make a few more, but keep in mind these are pieces of art, and will cost $100+ depending on complexity, email me with the details you want, and I’ll pass it along email@example.com.
From the top down
Zeta Creations Thor: Love the way this toy looks. Its heavy and the shape is very well defined. But sadly its vinyl so every time I take it out I have to wash the residue off of it. If they ever remake a silicone version; I’ll buy it.
Custom Glass Statue: The Newest member in my stable. Had the pleasure of watching the artist create this one, and it will forever be on display in my house as a work of art.
Bad Dragon Chance Flared: Now we’re getting into the usable sizes for me, This is the medium one. Now I’m not the biggest fan of dramatic flares on a toy, but Bad Dragon always has a way of making the details on there toys really standout. Wish they put more detail on the Sheath ring.
Zeta Creations Equine: I forget the exact name of this toy, and it is no longer available on the ZetaPawz website since they retired all there old vinyl toys. Its fun to use and the coloring on it is very well done, only complaint is it being made of vinyl
Bad Dragon Chance UnFlared: Pretty much the same toy as the flared, but with out the flare. When I’m actually in the mood to use a horse toy, this is the one I reach for first. Smooth, easy to use great detail.
Another great company to look towards for great equine toys is Exotic-Erotics, pictured above. I don’t have any of there equine toys yet, but each is cast from a real stallion so the details on them are spot on, they even offer a double ended model! They’re a premium price, but my next equine will surely be from them. (I’d buy it sooner if they ever released that Dragoneer toy >.<)
Horse toys are almost never my first choice when I’m just in the mood to toy, but from a purely aesthetics stance, they are my favorite.
Bad Dragon – Chance the Stallion (Unflared)
I have never been a big fan of horse toys, Heads are always too blunt, shafts never have enough detail to interest me. Bad-Dragon‘s first horse toy is much different.
Description from Bad-Dragon Website:
Meet Chance! He’s a thoroughbred stallion of the highest pedigree, chosen from a line of selectively bred stallions for strength, endurance, and most of all, their absolutely massive cock size!
We met Chance a while back, while he was out at a track meet with Razor, our doberman model. Though he wasn’t the sporty type, he is a legend on the race track, after all, he was bred just for this reason. Lucky for us, the track isn’t the only place he excels.
This model was taken before he got fully excited, which is great for beginners because the head is still tapered, sleek, and slender enough for easy penetration. The Design, however, still supports a cumtube so you can get the wonderful feel of being filled even without the massive flare.
A fully flared, post-orgasm version of this toy can be found Here (Don’t own him yet, but maybe soon!)
Chance Comes with our full array of splits and blends, and for the first time ever, marbled coloring! Chose “Natural” to get the pink and brown marbling with a black base as seen in the images; chose ‘custom marbled’ for a full-toy two-colored marbling effect, or chose ‘custom marble/split’ to have the shaft marbled two colors, and the base/balls a seperate color!
Chance supports a cumtube in the medium and large sizes only.
(Includes a free 8oz/250ml bottle with the purchase of a cumtube) Here.
Small – $65.00
A really good looking horse toy, and of course Bad-Dragon signature set of nice balls to go along with it.
Not as flat as you would expect from an equine toy. He is a horse at heart tho, so dont expect it to be a smooth entrance; this thoroughbred makes his presences known. Like on most toys, I find the head to be the hardest part to take, because this toy has a very long slender shaft, the head has its own mind about where it wants to go, and forcing it in can take some practice. But once you get that head in you’ll have no problems.
The flare part on this unflared toy is still there, but no where near as big as it is in the flared version (obviously). In all my experiences, once you start to get that head in, the rest will follow with ease. A note of warning, because of how it comes back after the head, you should expect this toy not to come out very clean, not a big deal if you ask me, but some people hate that.
A Really long fun shaft in any size toy, the preputial ring(yes I had t look it up) is really evident while not being hard to conquer. This is a really fun shaft to ride if you can get into the right position for it. Perfect toy to use with a partner or some help, Just let them do the work and enjoy the sensations.
Like many of the Bad Dragon toys, the base of Chance is adorned with a nice plump set of balls. BD also has the option to make split firmness toys with the balls being a firmer silicone then the rest of the toy. This is a nice option to have, but unless you find your self needing it to help the toy stand up, or you just like firm balls, not really necessary.
I always get toys with the “surprise me” color option, the guys at Bad-Dragon know what they’re doing and when left to be creative can do some really interesting things!
Other then the split firmness for the balls, the only other option available is a cum tube. If you enjoy the idea of a horse cumming in/on you. Go for it!
Bad Dragon – Duke The Bad Dragon
Bad-Dragon has never been a first stop for newbie but Duke changes that all. Go buy it now, do it or you suck.
Description from Bad-Dragon Website:
Successful CEO of an international modeling firm by day, adult entertainer by night, Duke the bad dragon spends all of his waking hours catering to those who need his services. If he’s not using his creative eye to get the best out of his talent, he’s getting in front of the camera himself for a steamy show.
Duke has been with us since the start, so when we asked to get a few castings of his ‘talent’, he couldn’t help but give us what we want. After all, it wasn’t hard to convince him once he realized just how many people he could please. After all, Duke loves to show the other dragons how it’s done, and there’d no doubt he’s one of the sexiest we’ve cast!
Just imagine what kind of positions his secretary had to go through to get that job; perhaps he can put you through a few too, just for fun.
You can order the medium and large Duke with a cumtube! Duke Supports all faded colors, but not split colors or firmnesses. Due to the shape of the base, Duke does not support a suction cup.
(Includes a free 8oz/250ml bottle with the purchase of a cumtube) Here.
A really good looking Dragon toy, easy to take, and fun to use, and of course Bad-Dragon signature set of nice balls to go along with it.
The Head on Duke here is really easy to take, hard to master. I have two sizes of this toy, small and large, for me, the small is a perfect toy to start with. The large one is more just to look at and for when i’m feeling adventurous XP.
Once you crest over the head the shaft won’t give you much trouble, it has a genital taper from just behind the head to the base. I love the detailing on it, from the veins that stick out, to the very subtle corpus spongiosum.
Very broad flat base. They dont have the option to have a suction cup base but you really dont need it, this base has enough service area to really stay in place when you need it too. And the big balls make it very easy to hold onto, even when lubed up.
Cumtube available in the medium and large sizes, if you enjoy that go for it, I’ll have a review on the cumtubs coming up soon
RMFC this year was great!!
I just got back from RMFC, and I must say, it was there best year yet! I had lots of fun, met lots of new furs, reconnected with old ones, and got some new toys : P
I got to meet up with some of the guys who run Bad Dragon, really nice group of people. Spent a few hours talking with them about toys, lube and what we should expect to see coming out of there studio in the future, and I’m excited. Purchased a few new toys, witch they were nice enough to give me a really good deal on, and I look foward to reviewing them soon. So expect new reviews to start coming out in the next few days.
I’m also trying to set up some type of affiliate program with them, not for money, just for a discount on the toys we know I’ll be buying later XP. So if one of my reviews inspired you to order something from them or anyone else; pass along my name to them.
Bad Dragon – The Anthro Dragoness is on Sale
I can not express how much better this toy is then other of the same type. I own 4 different Fake cock sleeve type toys, and out of all of them, the Bad Dragon Anthro Dragoness is the best. To call it a just another cock sleeve wouldn’t doing it justice.
Janine, The Anthro Dragoness is the best sleeve toy I’ve ever used, the modeling is perfect, and the texture inside only ads to your enjoyment. I wasn’t lucky enough to get into the beta testing group, but rather the first run of toys when it was released, the ice blue color they came in was beautiful and compliment the overall appearance of the toy.
Its now available in 9 standard colors, 1 premium color and the option of any custom color you want; And with it being on sale till June 8th, now is the perfect time to pick up your own Dragoness! See ad below for links, Tell them the BunnyBoi sent you ^.^
The only hit this toy takes in my opinion is the same hit I give to all hand held fuck-able toys. Yeah it feels good, but its pretty much just a slightly different feeling hand. The toy it self looks great and it make it easy to get lost in your imagination as you use it, but at the end of the day your still just masturbating. To fix this a lot of people on the forums have found interesting ways to mount there sleeve toys to get a truer sexual experience; everything from sandwiching it between your mattress and box spring, to mounting it in a shoe; or in the case of furs, suing it into a very large plush. Fleshlighttm has attempted to release a soultion to this problem in there Fleshlight Motiontm line. I’m not sure if the Bad Dragon Anthro Dragoness will be compatible with there mount, but it would be fun to find out. But with a price ranging from $89.95 to 149.95 it might discourage most people, especially after dropping $125 on the toy it self. What I would like to see is Bad-Dragon release there own mount modeled after Janine her self, maybe one with a usable tail…>.>
|Bad Dragon’s Anthro Dragoness only $125!*
We’ve been working hard to make the Anthro Dragoness a success, and so have you! As a thank you to the community that has done so much to help us out, we’re lowering the base price of the toy once again to only $125 for one week only!
This sale will last Until June 8th 2010, so be sure to catch one soon!
And don’t forget, the Anthro Dragoness comes in a wide variety of colors now, as well as any custom solid color you can think of; so for those who want a truly custom experience catered to their own fantasies, feel free to ask for a custom coloration!
* – Base Price only, Custom colors not included
As an additional bonus, customers who took part in the dragoness Beta get $25 off their order!
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