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Bad Dragon Candy Corn Toys!

Bad Dragon has stepped up there Halloween sale and added a new twist. Candy Corn colored toys…That’s right White tip, Orange shaft, and Yellow base.

so yeah, I’ll get one >.>

Bad Dragon
Candycorn - Available for one day only! Special Candy-Corn Toy Colour – One day only!
Halloween – where imaginations run wild, creativity thrives, and we here at Bad Dragon are making some extra special colour options to share with you!
For one day only we’re offering an exclusive candy-corn color option on all toys in our range, to celebrate hallow’s eve!
You’ll need to be quick though: This offer ends at 11:59pm PST on the 31st of October!


In addition to this special color option, we’ll be giving out candy with every order: candy corn that is!
Free Candy Corn with every order in October!
Don’t forget to follow Bad Dragon on Twitter to get notifications of our latest releases the moment they happen – not to mention giveaways of free swag!

15% Off Bad-Dragon Toys!

Bad-Dragon is having a 15% Off sale For Halloween! But unfortunately its only for orange toys Bad-Dragon tends to do that for there sales, For Christmas they had a sililar sale for Green toys; and while I think pigion holing me into one color to take advantage of a sale is a little bad, any time I can get a discount for there toys I’ll take it. Be sure to sign up for there news letter to be informed about all there sales and new toys.

The Ad they sent out says 13% But I went onto the site and it says 15%


Bad Dragon
Halloween Sale! 13% off Orange toys & Free candycorn with every order – Ends October 31st!

Halloween – where imaginations run wild, creativity thrives, and we here at Bad Dragon are working overtime by offering some amazing deals on orange toys!
We’re offering 13% off on all orange toys in celebration of this most spooky of holidays, not to mention extra-special orange and black tissue paper with every order in the month of October!


In addition to that seasonal 13% off orange toys, we’ll be giving out candy with every order: candy corn that is!
Free Candy Corn with every order in October!
Don’t forget to follow Bad Dragon on Twitter to get notifications of our latest releases the moment they happen – not to mention giveaways of free swag!

15% off Exotic-Erotics

Exotic-Erotics is having a 15% Off sale in honor of there newest Equine Life-Cast toy! Be sure to sign up for there newsletter for future updates and sales.

Exotic-Erotics Newsletter

October 21, 2009


We have a new silicone equine life-cast release, and to celebrate we have everything in the store on sale!  Take 15% off your entire order!  The sale starts today, October 21, and will continue through November 4.

Suction cups are now available for the majority of our silicone toys!

Remember to check out the new Charlie toy! He’s why we’re celebrating with our 15% off sale.  Get submersed in the amazing details of Charlie the quarter horse stud. You will feel every last minute detail that was captured from his throbbing phallus.  This silicone toy is 16″ long and is exclusively available at Exotic-Erotics.com!

Have you seen the Wuffamute Pup silicone toy?  Living proof that a pedigree is overrated, this mutt certainly knows a few ways to bury his bone and takes the term ‘Doggystyle’ to an entirely new level! With its tapered glans and head, rippled knot and the specially designed ridges that help pull it all in deeper, this toy is sure to challenge but make those adventurous enough to fit it all howl in delight! Take it slow, or ride it hard, he’ll be there every time to push you to new heights of pleasure!  The Pup is also exclusively available at Exotic-Erotics.com.

The Monster Buck is a hand-crafted toy sculpted after a buck. With a long slender member measuring in at 13 inches usable and only 1.5 inches wide mid-way down, he’s great for going deep. Will you be his doe in heat? Available in either vinyl or silicone.

Update

Life has been busy down at the BunnyBoi Ranch. Almost everything I need to start back up the lube line is in stock, just waiting on the bottle caps. Once they come in I’ll be able to crank out 3 gallons of lube. Expect to see Bunnyboi, OtterBoi, and Dragonboi Drool Lubes on sale starting next week.

In other updates…I got Thor

It looks big here, but Its even bigger
It looks big here, but Its even bigger

No, This toy will never see any actual use, but it will sure be the butt end of many of my jokes : P I have 3 ideas about where to store it.

  • Inside a “In case of emergency brake glass” box
  • Shotgun/sword Rack
  • Standing on a table with a lap shade over the head

If you have any more ideas on good storage for this big guy, let me know.

Wuffamute Best K9 Ever!

The Wuffamute is by The Best K9 toy I’ve ever used. I was never a big fan of the k9 style toy; blunt head, nice shaft, unreasonable knot. But the Wuffamute toy stands head and shoulders above the rest (and I dont just mean because its huge XD.)

Wuffamute Toy Collage
Wuffamute Toy Collage

Description from the Website.

Living proof that a pedigree is overrated, this mutt certainly knows a few ways to bury his bone and takes the term ‘Doggystyle’ to an entirely new level! With its tapered glans and head, rippled knot and the specially designed ridges that help pull it all in deeper, this toy is sure to challenge but make those adventurous enough to fit it all howl in delight! Take it slow, or ride it hard, he’ll be there every time to push you to new heights of pleasure!
Pup Dimensions:
Total length: 10 inches
Usable length: 9 inches
Head insertable: 5.5 inches circumference, 1.75 inches diameter
Next bulge: 6 inches circumference, 1.90 inches diameter
Knot width: 2.5 inches diameter at the widest point
Knot length: 3 inches
Price: $50
Adolescent Dimensions:
Total length: 12.5 inches
Usable length: 11 inches
Head insertable: 7.0 inches circumference, 2.3 inches diameter
Next bulge: 7.5 inches circumference, 2.5 inches diameter
Knot: 9 inches circumference, 3.0 inches at the widest part
Price: $100
Wuffamute Dimensions:
Total length: 15.5 inches
Usable length: 14 inches
Head insertable: 8.5 inches circumference, 2.7 inches diameter
Next bulge: 9.5 inches circumference, 3.0 inches diameter
Knot width: 3.85 inches diameter
Knot length: 4 inches
Price $150

Info on the company:
I’m really digging the guys over at Exotic Erotics, They make really good quality toys, and there price are reasonable for the size and process that goes into there toys. This company makes Live Casts of horses and Mold there toys from that, it’s all the fun of bestiality with out the stigma. I don’t know if they offer this, but every equine live cast toy should come with a picture of the horse who models for it. I’d frame that picture and tell everybody that even though I’d never have sex with that horse; I could totally take him. And as an added bonus, all toys come in there own decorative bag : P

The Wuffamute comes in 3 sizes, Pup, Adolescent, and Full. I own both the Pup, and the Full; I hope to get the Adolescent some time soon, but we shall see. As I said at the top, The Wuffamute is the Best K9 Toy I’ve ever used. Each of the 3 sizes has roughly the same shape, just the over all size got changed. So think of it as beginner, intermediate, and omg you can shove a car up your butt.

Most toys can be broken down into 3 sections, Head, shaft, and base/knot.

The head of the Wuffamute toy is a little big for the toy, losses some points with me there. I like a toy that’s easy to start with lube up shove in. With wuffamute it takes me a little work to first get it in.
The shaft is great, just enough shape so you really feel it, and enough of a difference between the head and knot that you can tell where you are on the to easily, in my opinion, its a perfect shaft.
The Base/knot, and with this toy; boy is that ever a knot. The Wuffamute has a two tier knot system, its much more noticeable on the full size toy, but doesn’t present a problem.

Added bonus:
Like many people, I enjoy watching porn while playing with toys, And much like the toys based on porn starts manhood. The Wuffamute toys have plenty of furry porn to go along with his toy. More uniquly hung furs need to do this, NachT, Gorath, I’m looking at you guys.

In short, If you like the K9 style shape in your dildos, want to try knotting, or just really like all of his commissions, This toy is the perfect addition to your collection.

Bad Dragon – CrowBar?

That’s right, the mainstay of the Half-Life arsenal, the crowbar.

CrowBar
CrowBar

the Bad-Dragon Crowbar
the Bad-Dragon Crowbar

Now this review is kinda pointless, The Bad-Dragon Crowbar was only available for one day during April 1st 2009. This toy was an April day fools gag that they actually went though with.

Now since this toy was made as a joke, they didn’t really put much though into usability, that being said, its still a fun toy to use. Doesn’t make it into my normal rotation, but some times I like to trow it in there just to spice things up. Long and slender it snakes its way very deep into you. Make sure you keep a good grip on it, since the toy can be used from either end and has no base, you could potentially loose it, and that’s never a good thing.

I also wouldn’t advise taking this toy too deeply anyway, because it is so floppy, you’ll be able to wiggle its full length into you with ease, but when you go to remove it, you’ll find a big mess.

So yeah, even though the toy is no longer available for purchase, if you or some one you know was lucky enough to get your paws on one, sit back, and have some fun with it.

Look how floppy
Look how floppy

Zeta Paws: Buck Rabbit

The Zeta Paws Rabbit toy is by far my favorite toy for beginners, and always the first I recommend for someones first toy purchase.

Toy Description from there Website:

Here is one that has been requested for quite awile now. This little guy will put a hop in your step and a grin on your face. It comes with a set of balls as the base, and as in real life, the penis emerges from between them instead of on top. He’s a perfect beginners toy and would go good with any toy collection. Would make a good match with the carrot toy.The measurements are 1″ across the tip, 8″ shaft, 1 1/2″ across near the base, 9 1/2″ from tip to base, 12″ total length.
Details
SKU SKU161671
Weight 1.00 lbs
Price: $40.00 (€34.80)
Colors

  • Black
  • Red
  • Pink
  • Flesh
  • Natural(+$5)
Firmness

  • Soft
  • Medium (Recommended)
  • Firm
Pros

  • BEST Beginner toy evea!
  • Great shape
  • Ease of uses
  • Price
Cons

  • A little small for advance users
  • suction cup base sucks

This toy will hop (and hump) its way into your heart…and butt. I’ve never seen a toy easier out of the box to lube up and shove in. It still has a nice shaft thickness going all the way down to its heart shaped base, and its flexible enough to take the entire thing with ease. The balls add stability to the toy for riding and make it imposable to get lost in there (Well nearly, never done it my self but I’ve heard horror stories about people getting just about any toy lost in them, know where its base is when playing.)

This toy is big enough to use in any position from any angle with just about anyone. Girls love it, boys love it, straight guys really love how easy it is. By far the best toy for beginners.

  • Shape: 7
    Most would say its a little of a dull shape, but for beginners, it has enough for them to feel it, with out being an intimating knot.
  • Value: 10
    $40 for the first toy I grab every time.
  • Overall: 8
    If they bring it over to silicone, This score will go up.