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Wuffamute Best K9 Ever!

The Wuffamute is by The Best K9 toy I’ve ever used. I was never a big fan of the k9 style toy; blunt head, nice shaft, unreasonable knot. But the Wuffamute toy stands head and shoulders above the rest (and I dont just mean because its huge XD.)

Wuffamute Toy Collage
Wuffamute Toy Collage

Description from the Website.

Living proof that a pedigree is overrated, this mutt certainly knows a few ways to bury his bone and takes the term ‘Doggystyle’ to an entirely new level! With its tapered glans and head, rippled knot and the specially designed ridges that help pull it all in deeper, this toy is sure to challenge but make those adventurous enough to fit it all howl in delight! Take it slow, or ride it hard, he’ll be there every time to push you to new heights of pleasure!
Pup Dimensions:
Total length: 10 inches
Usable length: 9 inches
Head insertable: 5.5 inches circumference, 1.75 inches diameter
Next bulge: 6 inches circumference, 1.90 inches diameter
Knot width: 2.5 inches diameter at the widest point
Knot length: 3 inches
Price: $50
Adolescent Dimensions:
Total length: 12.5 inches
Usable length: 11 inches
Head insertable: 7.0 inches circumference, 2.3 inches diameter
Next bulge: 7.5 inches circumference, 2.5 inches diameter
Knot: 9 inches circumference, 3.0 inches at the widest part
Price: $100
Wuffamute Dimensions:
Total length: 15.5 inches
Usable length: 14 inches
Head insertable: 8.5 inches circumference, 2.7 inches diameter
Next bulge: 9.5 inches circumference, 3.0 inches diameter
Knot width: 3.85 inches diameter
Knot length: 4 inches
Price $150

Info on the company:
I’m really digging the guys over at Exotic Erotics, They make really good quality toys, and there price are reasonable for the size and process that goes into there toys. This company makes Live Casts of horses and Mold there toys from that, it’s all the fun of bestiality with out the stigma. I don’t know if they offer this, but every equine live cast toy should come with a picture of the horse who models for it. I’d frame that picture and tell everybody that even though I’d never have sex with that horse; I could totally take him. And as an added bonus, all toys come in there own decorative bag : P

The Wuffamute comes in 3 sizes, Pup, Adolescent, and Full. I own both the Pup, and the Full; I hope to get the Adolescent some time soon, but we shall see. As I said at the top, The Wuffamute is the Best K9 Toy I’ve ever used. Each of the 3 sizes has roughly the same shape, just the over all size got changed. So think of it as beginner, intermediate, and omg you can shove a car up your butt.

Most toys can be broken down into 3 sections, Head, shaft, and base/knot.

The head of the Wuffamute toy is a little big for the toy, losses some points with me there. I like a toy that’s easy to start with lube up shove in. With wuffamute it takes me a little work to first get it in.
The shaft is great, just enough shape so you really feel it, and enough of a difference between the head and knot that you can tell where you are on the to easily, in my opinion, its a perfect shaft.
The Base/knot, and with this toy; boy is that ever a knot. The Wuffamute has a two tier knot system, its much more noticeable on the full size toy, but doesn’t present a problem.

Added bonus:
Like many people, I enjoy watching porn while playing with toys, And much like the toys based on porn starts manhood. The Wuffamute toys have plenty of furry porn to go along with his toy. More uniquly hung furs need to do this, NachT, Gorath, I’m looking at you guys.

In short, If you like the K9 style shape in your dildos, want to try knotting, or just really like all of his commissions, This toy is the perfect addition to your collection.

Bad Dragon – CrowBar?

That’s right, the mainstay of the Half-Life arsenal, the crowbar.

CrowBar
CrowBar

the Bad-Dragon Crowbar
the Bad-Dragon Crowbar

Now this review is kinda pointless, The Bad-Dragon Crowbar was only available for one day during April 1st 2009. This toy was an April day fools gag that they actually went though with.

Now since this toy was made as a joke, they didn’t really put much though into usability, that being said, its still a fun toy to use. Doesn’t make it into my normal rotation, but some times I like to trow it in there just to spice things up. Long and slender it snakes its way very deep into you. Make sure you keep a good grip on it, since the toy can be used from either end and has no base, you could potentially loose it, and that’s never a good thing.

I also wouldn’t advise taking this toy too deeply anyway, because it is so floppy, you’ll be able to wiggle its full length into you with ease, but when you go to remove it, you’ll find a big mess.

So yeah, even though the toy is no longer available for purchase, if you or some one you know was lucky enough to get your paws on one, sit back, and have some fun with it.

Look how floppy
Look how floppy

Toy Type: Butt Plug

The Butt plug, a main stable in any toy users tool box, and they aren’t just for gay men.

The Butt Plug

When I first started, Butt plugs weren’t something that interested me; I’m not into stretching for stretching sake, I have no desire to walk around in public using one. But I have developed a liking for these simple toys.

Butt Plugs work really well. Butt plugs; as the name describes, are meant to be inserted into the butt, and plug them self in. An orgasm while useing a butt plug will be more longer, more intense and satisfying.

The way it Works

Butt plugs work very simply, you insert it into your butt… Ok there is more.  Once you get past the largest part of the butt plug, your sphincter closes around the “waist” of the toy and it preventing the plug from slipping out unintentionally. You leave it in while you reach orgasm, wither you know it or not, every muscle in your body contracts during a orgasm, and while your sphincter is clenching around the butt plug, it will rub ageist your prostate. Increasing the duration and magnitude of your orgasm. Simply put, butt plugs increase your orgasmic pleasure.

K9 shaped “Knotting” toys often work the same way (tho usually to a lesser degree.) I find knotting toys great, but don’t hold in as well as Butt plugs. If your a fur and enjoy the kinky ness of knotting, get both, butt plugs are much cheaper and you might find you like them more then knots.

These work because milking a prostate increases a male orgasm, its our Gspot.

Butt plugs are also used just for stretching, getting a large enough toy in there so you can relax and just get used to being opened up that much, and if your the kind of person who wants to see how big they can go, butt plugs will be your friend in that journey.

How to start

Lots of companies have butt plugs in 3 packs, in graduating sizes, these are great. If your new to Butt plugs or toys in general, start slow! Always start slow, you don’t have to be in a rush to get to the fisting. Use plenty of lube, and put a condom on the toy if your worried about…what comes naturally from anal sex.

Prostate Stimulator

There are direct marketed prostate stimulator. While these are better at stimulating the prostate, they aren’t as big as butt plugs, and are often much more expensive. If you just want your prostate stimulated and not the stretching or knotting aspect of a dildo, these are great toys.

Where to Buy

Till I can sell my soul and partner up with toy websites to bouts about I have no one site to recommend. If you shop around you should be able to find a 3 pack of different size toys for under $20, great deal! And don’t go doing the typical furry thing and get the one with a tail on it, it might seam like a fun idea, but trust me, they just make a mess.

Final Point

If you like toys, You’ll like Butt plugs. Take them, enjoy them, have fun, be safe.