Category Archives: Toy Reviews

Aneros – Male G-Spot Stimulator

One of the first toys I got at RMFC was the Aneros Male G-Spot Stimulator. This was my first donated toy, witch is awesome. Best way to get me to review a toy fast is to give it to me : P.

The box says “Have Courage” and “Experience the Evolution in the art of the male orgasm”, and I must say it lives up to both clams. The model I was given was the Progasm-ICE

For a $67 toy this one is well worth it. I used to think prostate stimulator were just a gimmick, but I must say this toy really works and is easy to use. The head being 1 1/4th inches wide might be a little changeling for beginners, but anyone experienced should have no problem. Aneros also makes smaller models for the less experienced. Once you get the toy all the way in its really comfortable, unlike a butt plug that your always aware of, this toy i could easily see forgetting about; till i moved and got the jolt of pleasure to my prostate. I didn’t feel “Perineum Abutment” and “Kundalini K-Tab” pushing on anything that added to the pleasure, but they did make it really easy to remove the toy, and for people who get to eager, almost impossible to insert the whole toy.


  • Easy to use.
  • Easy to clean.
  • Works as advertised.

Now this toy wasn’t perfect. The Aneros Prograsm – Ice is made of an award-winning, FDA approved, medical and food grade plastic which is rapidly being used as a replacement for glass because it does not break. I would rather see this toy it some type of Pyrex, the plastic they used doesn’t seem to hold lube as well as other Pyrex toys I’ve used. There was also a slight sharp edge along the mold line on some parts of the toy, Nothing major enough to injure, but just something I noticed while lubing it up.


  • Material could have been better.
  • Small sharp edges on toy should have been caught in production.

Over all I would recommend this toy to other people. Its fun, its easy and it works!

Bad Dragon – The Anthro Dragon

The Anthro Dragon is probably one of my favorite Bad Dragon toy.

The Bad Dragon's Anthro Dragon
He's so sexy

Description from Bad-Dragon Website:

A long time ago, a dragon-slayer was sent on a quest by the local townsfolk to slay a rather angry dragon that had been terrorizing the neighbourhood. Upon reaching its lair, he discovered (to his pleasant surprise) that the dragon was in fact a dragoness, and she was in season…

The two of them engaged in a steamy night of…negotiations, and when they were done, the town was never terrorized again, but the result of that night is here and willing to have fun, many years later! The Anthro Dragon, part dragon, part human, and all fun!

The Anthro Dragon is one of our classics, brought back to you with the help of our 3D printing technology, allowing you to salivate over every little detail, and gives you three sizes to choose from!

Full Dimensions:

Size: small medium Large
Diameter of Head: 2.0 Inches 2.75 Inches 3.5 Inches
Circumference of Head: 5.5 Inches 7.75 Inches 10 Inches
Diameter of shaft: 1.75 Inches 2.25 Inches 3 Inches
Circumference of shaft: 5 Inches 7 Inches 9 Inches
Usable Length: 6.5 Inches 8 Inches 10 Inches
Total Length: 6.5 Inches 9 Inches 11.5 Inches

The Anthro dragon is the only toy we offer that comes with a core, however, it can only be purchased when you get a solid color, not with a fade. Also, split firmness and split colors are not possible on this toy due to the nature of its shape.

The Anthro Dragon can support a cumtube, but, as usual, it cannot be added to a small toy.

Includes a free 8oz/250ml bottle with the purchase of a cumtube. Purchase additional lube here.

Price:Small – $65.00
Medium – $110.00
Large – $170.00

Color Options:

  • Onyx Black
  • Fearly White
  • Fleshy Pink
  • Crimson Red
  • Royal Purple
  • Midnight Blue
  • Emerald Green
  • Golden Yellow
  • Earthy Brown
  • Custom Single Color(Price: + $ 5.00)
  • Light Natural (Pink to Blue/Purple)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • Sly Midnight (Light Grey to Dark Grey)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • Forest Brush (Pale Green to Dark Green)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • Midnight Aquatic (Blue to Dark Blue)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • Crimson Drake (Red to Dark Red)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • Custom Fade (whole toy faded)(Price: + $ 15.00)
  • SURPRISE ME! (let us choose)

Firmness Options:

  • Soft (3)
  • Medium (5)
  • Hard (8)
  • Cored (Outside 3, Core 8)(Only Solid Colors)(Price: +$15.00)(HIGHLY BUNNY RECOMMENDED!!)

Witch one is right for you?

This toy is the only one that will actually trust it self in you, and that’s no joke; now lets see why…

The head of this toy is beautiful human looking with a really thick pulled back foreskin. This head might prove a problem to people not experience with blunt toys, and having the thickest part of the toy right near the tip might be a turn off to furs having trouble taking this toy at first; But once you get past it you’ll quickly learn why this is one of my favorite toys. Lets break it down with a math equation.

Thick head + Blunt Foreskin + Flexible Shaft = Dildo Rock-it

Once you get against the foreskin of the Anthro Dragon toy, you need to apply a lot of pressure to get it in, that energy is stored in its flexible shaft; and once foreskin slips in, the rest of the toy forces it self in with it. This is really an amazing feeling that will always catch you off guard. Other noteworthy additions to the head is a very slight urethra cut that adds to the realistic look of this toy, Bad Dragon always goes above and behold on the details.

The shaft of this toy has a very uniform thickness from head to base the. The Entire length of the toy is covered in a type of banded like belly scales, witch pulls off a really good look. It also has a very slight vain running on both sides of the toy, purely an aesthetic feature, but a good one!

Like many of the Bad Dragon toys, the base of the Anthro Dragon is adorned with a nice plump set of balls with the same banding as on the shaft. Both of mine stand up well on there own, witch is a feature I like in toys.

I would Fully recommend getting the split core featuer, espeally if going with the small model. The harder inside core will keep the toy shift while the softer outside core wont hurt when your using it.

When they first released this toy it was model in clay. But the second version of the toy, witch came out a few years ago was re-modeled and 3D printed. The 3D printing let them have much finer details and an over all cleaner look

Look Alike
I dont think it was done on purpose but the Bad Dragon Anthro Dragon toy totally looks like Broken wing. Every detail from the banded belly scales that run down the shaft, to the thick foreskin and plump balls. Identical. And when I get the full size verso, i’m totally getting it in the same colors XP

I for one think that’s a good thing, I like toys that relate to characters. The Wuffamumte toy, the Dragoneer toy (if its every released) if anyone knows any others let me know.

Bad-Dragon Medium Gryphon

Bad-Dragon is relatively new to the furry dildo scene; But there product line already holds some of the best toys I’ve ever used.


I ordered 4 toys in total from Bad-Dragon a few weeks ago, they keep you posted all along the way; when your order is completed, when its being manufactured, and when its shipped a very pleasant change from zeta’s 9 month turn around never knowing if or when your toys will ever be ready. I ordered my toys on the last day of there Halloween sale (and yes I got one of them in candy corn coloring ^.^) Total time from ordering though manufacturing and finally shipping took less then 20 days, I am very pleased about that! Each toy is made custom when you order it in the US by professionals and screened for any defects, Bad-Dragon holds the highest standards for dildos that I have ever seen, and each come with a unheard of 5 year warranty.  Toys that don’t measure up to dragon standards get moved into there adoption program, and while these toys with miner defects don’t have a warranty, they do come at a greatly reduced price.

The Toys were shipped UPS in a plain box and arrived at my door a few days later. Each toy was wrapped carefully with plastic wrap and tissue paper. When I Opened the box and saw that Bad-Dragon logo on the invoice, I knew I was in for a fun night.

The Medium Gryphon was the toy I first chose to use, The Description on the website reads

The Gryphon has long been known as a king of beasts. Half lion, proud and strong; and half Eagle, majestic and beautiful, he rules both the land and air. Gryphons, known for staying true to one partner their entire life, have to pick their mate very carefully. Should he choose you, know that is one of the greatest honors he can bestow upon you, and if he does, you should please him every day, and in every way…to show him your appreciation.

The gryphon marks a first for Bad Dragon, utilizing our 3D printing technology to give you three different sizes to choose from; a Small, Medium, and Large( It says 3, but now there are 4 Sizes to choose from). This allows virtually everyone to enjoy the pleasures of this mystical creature, from beginners to the most experienced toy users. An even larger ‘Mega’ version is also in the works…

In addition to giving you 3 sizes to chose from, the 3D printing allows us to offer the most detailed toys on the market. It also gives the toys an absolutely wonderful matte finish that not only feels great, but also helps lube to cling to it, keeping your toy slick for extended play.

Full Dimensions:

Size: small medium Large X Large
Diameter of Head: 0.75 Inches 1.00 Inches 1.4 Inches 2.0 Inches
Circumference of Head: 2.3 Inches 3.1 Inches 4.4 Inches 5.5 Inches
Diameter of shaft: 1.25 Inches 1.5 Inches 2.0 Inches 3.0 Inches
Circumference of shaft: 4.0 Inches 4.7 Inches 6.3 Inches 7.5 Inches
Diameter of knot: 1.75 Inches 2.25 Inches 2.75 Inches 3.75 Inches
Circumference of knot: 5.5 Inches 7.0 Inches 8.6 Inches 12.0 Inches
Usable Length: 7 Inches 9 Inches 11 Inches 12.0 Inches
Total Length: 8 Inches 10 Inches 12 Inches 15 Inches

The Gryphon toy’s natural color is a beautiful black length with a white base. You can also get custom colors. A solid color is $5, a split color (one color shaft, one color base) for $10; a custom Fade (whole toy has a lovely fade) for $15, and a custom split/fade (shaft has a fade, base is a seperate color) for $25.


  • Small – $65.00
  • Medium – $90.00
  • Large – $120.00
  • Extra Large – $165.00

You can choose a wide range of colors for your Gryphon, including the “surprise me” option. It also comes in the standard firmness options, soft(3), Medium(5), and Hard(8). I almost always go with the Medium one as I did in this case. They will also make a suction cup base for your toy for $10.00 extra.

OK now for the actual review.

The head of the gryphon is studded with little barbs, Witch have an interesting texture and look, but in practice pretty much don’t exist.  The head comes to a nice point for really easy insertions, witch you all know I love. There’s a small spot where it looks like the cumtube would go for the models with that feature, but even with out the add-on it looks good. The base of the head has a lip that almost looks like this particular gryphon wasn’t circumcised, really nice effect.

This shaft has a really interesting shape and texture. The under side is almost flat and completely smooth running the entire length of the toy. While the sides have almost a rib cage texture a stunning visual effect, but they aren’t really noticeable in use.  The top side of the shaft has a very pronounced vain running the whole length of the toy.

The not on this toy isent very large or intimating. It runs almost 1/3’rd the total lenth of the toy growing gradually from the shaft. The knot it self almost sneaks up on you, witch is rare for knots. Its an effect I really like

The base on this toy is unremarkable, One thing I dont like about this toy is that it will never stand up on its own. No size or stiffness will change this the top of the toy is just to heavy for the part past the knot to hold up. The base it self has what looks to be a vagina pattern around it witch is something I’d expect more from a lizard or dragon toy, not really a gryphon.

Over all look:
One thing I can get over is how visually good this toy looks, the small details on it always impress me; when the light hit its just right I see a new vain or texture to it.  I would recommend this toy to anyone in any size they could take, Its not the most unique or enjoyable toy I’ve ever used, but its one of the best looking for sure.

Update on Dragoneers penis!

I think that’s the best title I’ve ever had.

I risked everything to sneak into the Exotic-Erotics laboratories to get a picture of the first 3D printed Dragoneer toy… The “Neer” o.o
It was a very dangerous mission, my ass was literally at risk ( I mean come on have you seen some of there toys.) Ok not really some one just send me the pictures.

the first 3D printed Dragoneer toy
the first 3D printed Dragoneer toy

From what I’ve told the over all length of the toy is just under 8.5 inches and from the picture we can see it is very thick. The bluntness of the head and the…tentacles behind it still give me a little pause when trying to imagine if this will be a good toy for my self, but I can’t wait to find out. I’ve only been told about this one size option, but that there may be more to fallow like they did with the Wuffamute toy. While this is great for people, like my self, who cant handle the awesomeness power that is the full size Dragoneer, it just really means i get to buy 2 or 3 different versions of the same exact toy XP

As the technology to make 3D printed toys becomes more accessible and cheaper, I hope we see a lot of well known cocks doing this. I still really want to see a NachT toy, piercings and all. Think about it, a Twile toy, complete with furry textured testicles, Demi-Gleen Cock black and sleek with a knot that will make you cry, Blast-Goggles, huge and even more piercings. I’m sure some furs would be weirded out by the idea of there penis being used by anyone who can pay for it, for others it’ll just feed there well deserved ego.

Rumor alert! Dragoneer Dildo?

That’s right kiddies, I’ve just been informed that Exotic-Erotics (the same fine people that created the Wuffamute toy, my all time favorite K9) has teamed up with none other then Dragoneer for there next project!

This comes as a great surprise to me, looking over my vast collection of his art and commissions; a unique cock design doesn’t really stand out. He’s almost always drawn with a very generic (but none the less tasty looking) huge cock. But you will find a few images with this very unique cock design, and I am glad to say the toy will reflect it perfectly.

Click image for full size!!

Now as we can see from these exclusive pictures, Dragoneers toy is going to rock XP

Its hard to judge size from pictures alone, but based on everything I’ve seen from Exotic-Erotics and Dragoneer; its going to be a biggen! I hope they end up doing the same thing they did with the Wuffamute toy, making 3 sizes so everyone can enjoy that digi-cock.

Head: The head scares me a bit. It does taper slightly into a point, but it still looks very blunt. The frills coming off of the crown of the head look interesting and I think will feel nice, I do foresee a slight… hygienical problem with the idea, but anyone using a toy that big has seen worse.

Shaft: Looks rather short for my taste, but i defiantly wouldn’t call this toy a “short but thick” model. The ridges down the back look detailed enough to be felt by most people. And I love the vain its a good size, shape and location.

Base/Knot: While I wouldn’t call it a true knotting toy; since I don’t think it will be able to knot, after all he’s a digimon, not a k9. The base of this toy does look to have a very large swell going into the sheath witch will probably serve a good purpose of letting the user judge where he is on the toy with out having to check. This toy is also adorned with a nice size set of balls, but coming from dragoneer I’d expect them to be twice as big XP

Over all this looks like it’ll be a really good toy, I’ll be first in line to get one. But remember just because we have pictures of the clay model doesn’t mean the toy will ever be made. NachT had a clay model of his massive manhood for years but we’ve still yet to see a silicone version (but I have my credit card ready if he ever does! He could even send me that statue and I’ll mold it in silicone my self XP)

UPDATE The project has been confirmed by the Neer him self, I cant wait to see the final product!


Life has been busy down at the BunnyBoi Ranch. Almost everything I need to start back up the lube line is in stock, just waiting on the bottle caps. Once they come in I’ll be able to crank out 3 gallons of lube. Expect to see Bunnyboi, OtterBoi, and Dragonboi Drool Lubes on sale starting next week.

In other updates…I got Thor

It looks big here, but Its even bigger
It looks big here, but Its even bigger

No, This toy will never see any actual use, but it will sure be the butt end of many of my jokes : P I have 3 ideas about where to store it.

  • Inside a “In case of emergency brake glass” box
  • Shotgun/sword Rack
  • Standing on a table with a lap shade over the head

If you have any more ideas on good storage for this big guy, let me know.

Wuffamute Best K9 Ever!

The Wuffamute is by The Best K9 toy I’ve ever used. I was never a big fan of the k9 style toy; blunt head, nice shaft, unreasonable knot. But the Wuffamute toy stands head and shoulders above the rest (and I dont just mean because its huge XD.)

Wuffamute Toy Collage
Wuffamute Toy Collage

Description from the Website.

Living proof that a pedigree is overrated, this mutt certainly knows a few ways to bury his bone and takes the term ‘Doggystyle’ to an entirely new level! With its tapered glans and head, rippled knot and the specially designed ridges that help pull it all in deeper, this toy is sure to challenge but make those adventurous enough to fit it all howl in delight! Take it slow, or ride it hard, he’ll be there every time to push you to new heights of pleasure!
Pup Dimensions:
Total length: 10 inches
Usable length: 9 inches
Head insertable: 5.5 inches circumference, 1.75 inches diameter
Next bulge: 6 inches circumference, 1.90 inches diameter
Knot width: 2.5 inches diameter at the widest point
Knot length: 3 inches
Price: $50
Adolescent Dimensions:
Total length: 12.5 inches
Usable length: 11 inches
Head insertable: 7.0 inches circumference, 2.3 inches diameter
Next bulge: 7.5 inches circumference, 2.5 inches diameter
Knot: 9 inches circumference, 3.0 inches at the widest part
Price: $100
Wuffamute Dimensions:
Total length: 15.5 inches
Usable length: 14 inches
Head insertable: 8.5 inches circumference, 2.7 inches diameter
Next bulge: 9.5 inches circumference, 3.0 inches diameter
Knot width: 3.85 inches diameter
Knot length: 4 inches
Price $150

Info on the company:
I’m really digging the guys over at Exotic Erotics, They make really good quality toys, and there price are reasonable for the size and process that goes into there toys. This company makes Live Casts of horses and Mold there toys from that, it’s all the fun of bestiality with out the stigma. I don’t know if they offer this, but every equine live cast toy should come with a picture of the horse who models for it. I’d frame that picture and tell everybody that even though I’d never have sex with that horse; I could totally take him. And as an added bonus, all toys come in there own decorative bag : P

The Wuffamute comes in 3 sizes, Pup, Adolescent, and Full. I own both the Pup, and the Full; I hope to get the Adolescent some time soon, but we shall see. As I said at the top, The Wuffamute is the Best K9 Toy I’ve ever used. Each of the 3 sizes has roughly the same shape, just the over all size got changed. So think of it as beginner, intermediate, and omg you can shove a car up your butt.

Most toys can be broken down into 3 sections, Head, shaft, and base/knot.

The head of the Wuffamute toy is a little big for the toy, losses some points with me there. I like a toy that’s easy to start with lube up shove in. With wuffamute it takes me a little work to first get it in.
The shaft is great, just enough shape so you really feel it, and enough of a difference between the head and knot that you can tell where you are on the to easily, in my opinion, its a perfect shaft.
The Base/knot, and with this toy; boy is that ever a knot. The Wuffamute has a two tier knot system, its much more noticeable on the full size toy, but doesn’t present a problem.

Added bonus:
Like many people, I enjoy watching porn while playing with toys, And much like the toys based on porn starts manhood. The Wuffamute toys have plenty of furry porn to go along with his toy. More uniquly hung furs need to do this, NachT, Gorath, I’m looking at you guys.

In short, If you like the K9 style shape in your dildos, want to try knotting, or just really like all of his commissions, This toy is the perfect addition to your collection.

Bad Dragon – CrowBar?

That’s right, the mainstay of the Half-Life arsenal, the crowbar.


the Bad-Dragon Crowbar
the Bad-Dragon Crowbar

Now this review is kinda pointless, The Bad-Dragon Crowbar was only available for one day during April 1st 2009. This toy was an April day fools gag that they actually went though with.

Now since this toy was made as a joke, they didn’t really put much though into usability, that being said, its still a fun toy to use. Doesn’t make it into my normal rotation, but some times I like to trow it in there just to spice things up. Long and slender it snakes its way very deep into you. Make sure you keep a good grip on it, since the toy can be used from either end and has no base, you could potentially loose it, and that’s never a good thing.

I also wouldn’t advise taking this toy too deeply anyway, because it is so floppy, you’ll be able to wiggle its full length into you with ease, but when you go to remove it, you’ll find a big mess.

So yeah, even though the toy is no longer available for purchase, if you or some one you know was lucky enough to get your paws on one, sit back, and have some fun with it.

Look how floppy
Look how floppy

Zeta Paws: Buck Rabbit

The Zeta Paws Rabbit toy is by far my favorite toy for beginners, and always the first I recommend for someones first toy purchase.

Toy Description from there Website:

Here is one that has been requested for quite awile now. This little guy will put a hop in your step and a grin on your face. It comes with a set of balls as the base, and as in real life, the penis emerges from between them instead of on top. He’s a perfect beginners toy and would go good with any toy collection. Would make a good match with the carrot toy.The measurements are 1″ across the tip, 8″ shaft, 1 1/2″ across near the base, 9 1/2″ from tip to base, 12″ total length.
SKU SKU161671
Weight 1.00 lbs
Price: $40.00 (€34.80)

  • Black
  • Red
  • Pink
  • Flesh
  • Natural(+$5)

  • Soft
  • Medium (Recommended)
  • Firm

  • BEST Beginner toy evea!
  • Great shape
  • Ease of uses
  • Price

  • A little small for advance users
  • suction cup base sucks

This toy will hop (and hump) its way into your heart…and butt. I’ve never seen a toy easier out of the box to lube up and shove in. It still has a nice shaft thickness going all the way down to its heart shaped base, and its flexible enough to take the entire thing with ease. The balls add stability to the toy for riding and make it imposable to get lost in there (Well nearly, never done it my self but I’ve heard horror stories about people getting just about any toy lost in them, know where its base is when playing.)

This toy is big enough to use in any position from any angle with just about anyone. Girls love it, boys love it, straight guys really love how easy it is. By far the best toy for beginners.

  • Shape: 7
    Most would say its a little of a dull shape, but for beginners, it has enough for them to feel it, with out being an intimating knot.
  • Value: 10
    $40 for the first toy I grab every time.
  • Overall: 8
    If they bring it over to silicone, This score will go up.

Zeta Pawz: Kit Fox

I started with my Favorite toy, its only fair I do my least favorite toy. The Gel Kit fox leaves much to be desired.

Kit Fox
Kit Fox

Toy Description from there Website:

Here we have a toy modeled after a Fox. The toy itself is pretty decent sized and is quite fun to use. It is the closest to a natural Fox penis we can get.The dimensions are 1″ across, 3 1/4″ from top of knot to tip, 6″ overall length, the knot is 1 3/4″ across and is 1 1/2″ tall itself.
SKU SKU161521
Weight 1.00 lbs
Price: $25.00 (21.75)

  • Black
  • Red
  • Pink
  • Flesh

  • Soft
  • Medium (Recommended)
  • Firm

  • Vibrating Egg available for +$20.00
  • Good Starting knot (if only it really knotted)
  • Cheap
  • looks kinda like a small bong?

  • Very Blunt head
  • Small Shaft
  • Too thick for its length
  • unremarkable knot

Kit Fox was the firs toy I purchased, and it nearly discouraged me from toys all together. at only $25 I though it would be a good way to start, didnt seam too thick at the time, and I liked knots. But the Kit Fox proved to be one of the hardest toys to just pick up and use that I’ve ever had.

The biggest problem with the Kit Fox is the head, its way to blunt, I have to spend half an hour just getting my self ready in order to use it. I had it for over a year before I was able to take the knot, and by then, it wasn’t worth it.

You’ll hear me talk about it a lot, but I’m not a size queen, I really don’t care how big a toy is. For me its all about the ride of a toy; if i can lay back and just enough the feel of a toy, its size doesn’t matter. And that is where the fox fails for me, your either on the knot, or off the toy.

Might look Point, But he isn't.
Might look Pointy, But he isn't.

If your a collector like me, and you have to own them all, then be my guest, but if you can only afford so many toys. Wait, save your money, and get the Akita, or Silicone Euro Ruffs Stuff.